Behr's last will and testament.

[Behr]

Has anyone asked for the fried manatee recipe yet?

You can't have it, it can't be cooked past medium rare and the thought of A1 being poured over would flip me in my grave.

 

[Behr]

That's bull shite, man.

No take backs was called.

To be fair, I didn't leave you anything so you really don't even have a voice here.

 

[theFallGuy]

have you died yet? I'm ready to get my Reef flip flops for the weekend

 

[theFallGuy]

damn storm taking forever

 

[McDad]

To be fair, I didn't leave you anything so you really don't even have a voice here.

A good point. However, I don't need you to leave anything to me. I would like to introduce you to the term "pillage".

 

[Behr]

damn storm taking forever

 

[McDad]

Behr, since you gotta die anyway, please consider going out in a blaze of glory.

 

[Tin Man]

Dateline Ft. Meyers, FL: Hurricane Ian claimed another victim, today. Neighbors state that the skinny white fella left the safety of his residence to cross the street because he wanted to charge his phone at the home with a generator. Authorities deduce that he was struck by wind born debris, knocked unconscious, and drowned in the six inches of water flooding his street.

 

[theFallGuy]

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Fort Myers looks pretty flooded dood. WTF

 

[theFallGuy]

Maybe@Souce to pick you up in his boat

 

[NorCalVol67]

Maybe@Souce to pick you up in his boat

His boat? He prolly stole my yacht again.

 

[82_VOL_83]

Maybe@Souce to pick you up in his boat

Joe's down there paddling his ass off.

 

[Weezer]

 

[malinoisvol]

Well, who would've guessed it would be a hurricane that took me out? I'm just glad it was a Hurricane or even a Seminole would have been okay, as long as it weren't no damn gater.

I don't have much but I have a fine library and a few other things I know some of you need.

To Joe I leave a copy of fishing for dummies and a step ladder.

To Windy I leave my favorite pair of cowboy boots.

To Hman I leave my Neil Young CD collection and my recipe collection

To Bill I leave my Def Leppard and Florida Georgia line collection and my multi colored plate set.

To souce I leave all my gifs and coffee grinder.

To 114 I leave my fax watch and blue ray box set of Young Guns.

To Slice I leave my best KJV Bible.

To Gob I leave all my nudes.

To Mal I leave my AC/DC CD collection.

To TFG I leave my Reef flip flops and a chia pet.

To Norcal I leave my little black book and My Big Blue AA Book.

To Volly I leave my favorite seared scallop and kaffir lime lemongrass sauce recipe.

To Lima I leave my food lovers companion.

To the real 95 I leave a coupon to Arby's.


I haven't forgotten anybody, I've just ran out of stuff and have to look around to see what I can find.

Woot!

 

[vol445]

That was a seriously good battle Mcdad. Had me disrupting court proceedings at an inopertune time

 

[malinoisvol]

@Behr remember this... It's not THAT the wind is blowing - it's WHAT the wind is blowing.

 

[malinoisvol]

 

[malinoisvol]

@Behr take care or you'll surpass @theFallGuy in that there pole.

 

[volfanbill]

@Behr,

Before you die, will you write down e’rythang you know about cooking grouper and leave that to me?


Stay safe though. Cereal

 

[82_VOL_83]

@Behr,

Before you die, will you write down e’rythang you know about cooking grouper and leave that to me?


Stay safe though. Cereal

And the lyrics to Margaritaville?

 

[McDad]

@Behr,

Before you die, will you write down e’rythang you know about cooking grouper and leave that to me?


Stay safe though. Cereal

And the lyrics to Margaritaville?

And start the UT LSU official thread. K. Thanks. RIP.

 

[volfanbill]

And start the UT LSU official thread. K. Thanks. RIP.

Yes please…

 

[malinoisvol]

Ft Myers this afternoon.

 

[vol445]

y’all having too much fun said the judge

 

[hmanvolfan]

Hope you and yours are holding up well my friend.