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Beer Contains Female hormones
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> >
> >
> > This is serious stuff...Beer contains female hormones!
> >
> > Last month, National University of Lesotho scientists released
> > the
> > results of a recent analysis that revealed the p resence of
> > female
> > hormones in beer. Men should take a concerned look at their beer
> > consumption. The theory is that beer contains female hormones
> > (hops
> > contain phytoestrogens) and that by drinking enough beer, men
> > turn
> > into women. To test the theory, 100 men drank 8 pints of beer
> > each
> > within a 1 hour period. It was then observed that 100% of the
> > test
> > subjects:
> >
> > 1) argued over nothing.
> > 2) refused to apologize when obviously wrong.
> > 3) Gained weight.
> > 4) Talked excessively without making sense.
> > 5) Became overly emotional.
> > 6) Couldn't drive.
> > 7) Failed to think rationally
> >
Had to sit down while urinating.
> >
> > No further testing was considered necessary.
>
> >
> >
> > This is serious stuff...Beer contains female hormones!
> >
> > Last month, National University of Lesotho scientists released
> > the
> > results of a recent analysis that revealed the p resence of
> > female
> > hormones in beer. Men should take a concerned look at their beer
> > consumption. The theory is that beer contains female hormones
> > (hops
> > contain phytoestrogens) and that by drinking enough beer, men
> > turn
> > into women. To test the theory, 100 men drank 8 pints of beer
> > each
> > within a 1 hour period. It was then observed that 100% of the
> > test
> > subjects:
> >
> > 1) argued over nothing.
> > 2) refused to apologize when obviously wrong.
> > 3) Gained weight.
> > 4) Talked excessively without making sense.
> > 5) Became overly emotional.
> > 6) Couldn't drive.
> > 7) Failed to think rationally
> >
> >
> > No further testing was considered necessary.
