Because I'm Blonde

[rbroyles]

A girl came skipping home FROM school one day. “Mommy, Mommy,” she yelled, “we were counting today, and all the other kids could only count to four, but I counted to 10. See? 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6,7, 8, 9, 10!”

“Very good,” said her mother.

“Is it because I’m blonde, Mommy?”

“Yes, Honey, it’s because you’re blonde.”

The next day the girl came skipping home FROM school. “Mommy, Mommy,” She yelled, “we were saying the alphabet today, and all the other kids could only say it to D, but I said it to G. See? A,b, c, d, e, f, g!”

“Very good,” said her mother.

“Is it because I’m blonde, Mommy?”

“Yes, Honey, it’s because you’re blonde.”

The next day the girl came skipping home FROM school. “Mommy, Mommy,” she yelled, “we were in gym class today, and when we showered, all the other girls had flat chests, but I have these!” And she lifted her tank top to reveal a pair of 36Cs.

“Very good,” said her embarrassed mother.

“Is it because I’m blonde, mommy?”

“No, Honey, it’s because you’re 25.”

 

[egotisticalmoron]

hahahahaha

 

[Chemvol]

lol:

 

[RockyTopVol]

Outstanding!! lol: ost-4-1090547912:

 

[tnvolsfan85]

lol:

 

[egotisticalmoron]

lol:

why are you laughing? this joke was based on you.

 

[tnvolsfan85]

why are you laughing? this joke was based on you.

No it was not! I can't believe you would make fun of me! :cray:

 

[RockyTopVol]

A girl came skipping home FROM school one day. “Mommy, Mommy,” she yelled, “we were counting today, and all the other kids could only count to four, but I counted to 10. See? 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6,7, 8, 9, 10!”

“Very good,” said her mother.

“Is it because I’m blonde, Mommy?”

“Yes, Honey, it’s because you’re blonde.”

The next day the girl came skipping home FROM school. “Mommy, Mommy,” She yelled, “we were saying the alphabet today, and all the other kids could only say it to D, but I said it to G. See? A,b, c, d, e, f, g!”

“Very good,” said her mother.

“Is it because I’m blonde, Mommy?”

“Yes, Honey, it’s because you’re blonde.”

The next day the girl came skipping home FROM school. “Mommy, Mommy,” she yelled, “we were in gym class today, and when we showered, all the other girls had flat chests, but I have these!” And she lifted her tank top to reveal a pair of 36Cs.

“Very good,” said her embarrassed mother.

“Is it because I’m blonde, mommy?”

“No, Honey, it’s because you’re 25.”

This story sounds like some of the Vol Nation ladies around here. :neener2:

 

[tnvolsfan85]

This story sounds like some of the Vol Nation ladies around here. :neener2:

:no:

 

[RockyTopVol]

:no:

:yes:

 

[LadyinOrange]

No it was not! I can't believe you would make fun of me! :cray:

Want me to ban him? :whistling:

 

[tnvolsfan85]

Want me to ban him? :whistling:

lol: Nice to have a MOD on your side!

 

[hunterab]

nice

 

[hmanvolfan]

Want me to ban him? :whistling:

:yes:

 

[egotisticalmoron]

Want me to ban him? :whistling:

i<3u.

 

[chavisut]

lol:

 

[I40VOL]

This story sounds like some of the Vol Nation ladies around here. :neener2:

i can think of 4

 

[RockyTopVol]

i can think of 4

Be careful with what you say. Their all in a "tizzy" right now and ready to push the "ban" button.

 

[TIGER DEN]

sneaky little critters too

 

[tnvolsfan85]

Be careful with what you say. Their all in a "tizzy" right now and ready to push the "ban" button.

He's right...

 

[Vol Mania 21]

does anyone else find it strange that the blonde and those little kids are showering together in the first place? what kind of school is this

 

[rbroyles]

does anyone else find it strange that the blonde and those little kids are showering together in the first place? what kind of school is this

The school of hard knockers.