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I often watch basketball games, while practicing banjo licks during commercial breaks. This has inspired a few observations:

Both banjo and basketball are played on Rocky Top.
Both are round.
Both play string music.
Both have hoops, rims, keys, and brackets.
Both utilize the pick and roll. (I still dont know what constitutes an illegal pick.)
Both are best played in an up-tempo style, featuring fast breaks.
The Banjo has a fretboard. Basketball has a backboard.
Banjo has one player and 5 strings. Basketball has 5 players on the first string.
Banjo has one string shorter than the rest. Basketball has a point guard.
In basketball fouls are penalized. Banjos are foul only to those who dont appreciate fine music.
I have never dribbled a banjo, although I have drooled over a few.
Contrary to popular belief, neither banjo nor basketball originated in Kentucky.
...brought to you by the letter, B Both are round.
Both play string music.
Both have hoops, rims, keys, and brackets.
Both utilize the pick and roll. (I still dont know what constitutes an illegal pick.)
Both are best played in an up-tempo style, featuring fast breaks.
The Banjo has a fretboard. Basketball has a backboard.
Banjo has one player and 5 strings. Basketball has 5 players on the first string.
Banjo has one string shorter than the rest. Basketball has a point guard.
In basketball fouls are penalized. Banjos are foul only to those who dont appreciate fine music.
I have never dribbled a banjo, although I have drooled over a few.
Contrary to popular belief, neither banjo nor basketball originated in Kentucky.