Bamagate II ???

[KB5252]

Tennesseans making fun of Alabamians for being rednecks is kind of like Jay Leno making fun of Conan O'Brien for being white.

You can't tell a Bama fan to get off his cousin when you just got off of your sister!

Trust me, in the eyes of the rest of the nation TN is held in higher regard than Alabama. Hell you just barely nudged Mississippi and Arkansas for the most backward award.

 

[gainesvol82]

And now to disappoint everyone who's more worried about other programs than your own (which by all accounts you should certainly be worrying about but whatever, that's not my business) What is my business is BamagateII, this wealth of knowledge that one of your posters heard from one of his friends who got an email.

Wow, it amazes me how you guys hang around waiting for somebody on a message board to make a comment about your program and then lump all fans into their category. Impressive. Do you really have nothing else to do? And then you come on our board to talk about us worrying about your program and tell us that we need to worry about ours. We did all our worrying during this season and now have an answer that has infused our program with energy. I know that the past 15 years has just killed you guys and you were looking forward to dominating us for a similar amount of time. I understand that you are bitter that we would be able to assemble a staff like the one we're putting together in such a short period of time. I understand all this. I just want you to understand how pathetically childish and sad you look.

 

[bmfcox]

B.S. Pure B.S.

 

[gainesvol82]

in his defense, they did schedule Clemson (likely when Clemson was expected to utterly blow) and they can't help that LSU, UT and Auburn went to hell.

:whistling:

LOL, hey numbers are numbers. If those teams hadn't sucked this year then the Bammers would be touting their strength of schedule.

 

[BigPapaVol]

:whistling:

LOL, hey numbers are numbers. If those teams hadn't sucked this year then the Bammers would be touting their strength of schedule.

in that case, it would be warranted. This year, it's another win by default season.

 

[gainesvol82]

f'in tite

I believe that would qualify as the SnizzleBamSnizzNap.......Fo Sho.

 

[vols_fan_68]

bammers strength of schedule - 79th \ why in the hell are they ranked #1 should be 15th. And i dont think satan cheats quite as much as the bear did.....well maybe !

 

[FenianVol]

I think the OP is a closet Bammer and this is all a big wind up!

 

[PrattvilleVol]

I think the OP is a closet Bammer and this is all a big wind up!

Yeah...You go on believing that Cooter.

 

[PandamoniumReigns]

Tennesseans making fun of Alabamians for being rednecks is kind of like Jay Leno making fun of Conan O'Brien for being white.

First of all - Its BAMMERS, and NOT Alabamians. (Redneckians also is appropriate)

You can't tell a Bama fan to get off his cousin when you just got off of your sister!

So you are admitting you bang your cousin? (who is more than likely your sister and/or your neice as well)

Trust me - I lived in Bama several years ago.....there is no comparison with the rednecks and trash. Tennessee has em, but no where near the percentage of the Bammer Population that is redneck trash. That, my misguided friend, is a FACT.

 

[PrattvilleVol]

First of all - Its BAMMERS, and NOT Alabamians. (Redneckians also is appropriate)



So you are admitting you bang your cousin? (who is more than likely your sister and/or your neice as well)

Trust me - I lived in Bama several years ago.....there is no comparison with the rednecks and trash. Tennessee has em, but no where near the percentage of the Bammer Population that is redneck trash. That, my misguided friend, is a FACT.

I'm here now and that is a FACT AND A HALF!

 

[Lexvol]

Good to see that the year didn't quite pass without us arguing with another SEC about which state has the highest % of rednecks. We only had 26 days left, and frankly I was getting concerned.

Just remember: Bama trolls always get it in the end!

 

[lumberjack4]

First of all - Its BAMMERS, and NOT Alabamians. (Redneckians also is appropriate)



So you are admitting you bang your cousin? (who is more than likely your sister and/or your neice as well)

Trust me - I lived in Bama several years ago.....there is no comparison with the rednecks and trash. Tennessee has em, but no where near the percentage of the Bammer Population that is redneck trash. That, my misguided friend, is a FACT.

I hate living in bama cause everyone thinks I'm one of the 30% of rednecks that live in the state.

 

[PandamoniumReigns]

I hate living in bama cause everyone thinks I'm one of the 30% of rednecks that live in the state.

30%?? Just further evidence that Bammer residents can't understand math.

Try 75-80% with the remaining 20-25% being residents who were forcibly relocated by their jobs, or individuals on the interstate driving as fast as they can to pas through BammerLand.

BTW Lumber jack - What part of Huntsville you from? I was in Decatur in the 90's.

 

[Volmorning]

bammers strength of schedule - 79th \ why in the hell are they ranked #1 should be 15th. And i dont think satan cheats quite as much as the bear did.....well maybe !

+1

Only thing to remember is that the Dead Bear, hallowed be his name, had no schollie limits so he could and would recruit great college athletes to 'Bama just to have them ride the pine so nobody else could play them. He was a POS and so is Saban. Too bad they can coach too. All the more reason to HATE BAMA!

Go Vols.

 

[WGVOL]

if they get caught again they get the death penalty for 5 years

 

[HawaiiVol]

...and slow his roll a bit. Good call. Sounds like a seamless operation.

I'm thinking the tubes will get in the way.

 

[PrattvilleVol]

Good to see that the year didn't quite pass without us arguing with another SEC about which state has the highest % of rednecks. We only had 26 days left, and frankly I was getting concerned.

Just remember: Bama trolls always get it in the end!

Thats good stuff Lex!:dance2:

 

[AlpineVol]

why are Bammer's some of the biggest douchebags in the USA?

Why is the sky blue? Bammers live in their own little world. Don't ever try to reason with one because it simply cannot be done. Just smile and nod... like you would a child.

 

[lumberjack4]

30%?? Just further evidence that Bammer residents can't understand math.

Try 75-80% with the remaining 20-25% being residents who were forcibly relocated by their jobs, or individuals on the interstate driving as fast as they can to pas through BammerLand.

BTW Lumber jack - What part of Huntsville you from? I was in Decatur in the 90's.

North Alabama is pretty civilized. I would say that the Huntsville/Decatur area is no more than 30% redneck. Now you head into the mountains or down to the south side of the state, you're getting into about 90% rednecks...

 

[vol_in_ar]

A friend of mine sent me this email. Wouldn't this be GREAT if true!!...

From a VERY reliable source, on the recruiting front. He’s a D1 recruiter for a very prominent university. They have the goods on Saban’s recruiting tactics (strategy) for pulling the 5-stars. According to this guy, it’s always been sort of common knowledge that Saban was “ruthless” on recruiting, even when he was at LSU. He said Jamarcus Russell was being given in excess of $60,000 / yr.

But now there is hard evidence compiled that will be given to the NCAA shortly. It includes a paper-trail from a lawyer in B’ham (bama booster) to Julio and his mom. That’s just the tip of the ice-berg from what I’m hearing, though.

Surprisingly, none of this has anything to do with Auburn, either. One SEC school, GA, has submitted evidence, as well. Seems they ran across some interesting facts, when they were out recruiting some of the same guys as Bama.



We’ll see…

Hope it's true

 

[volinbham]

North Alabama is pretty civilized. I would say that the Huntsville/Decatur area is no more than 30% redneck. Now you head into the mountains or down to the south side of the state, you're getting into about 90% rednecks...

Huntsville is kind of un-Alabama. It's more like a Knoxville with lots of white collar imports.

Bham has it's high points but is more Alabama than Huntsville.

 

[JOEY'S ALL VOL !!!]

After a long day at work I was delighted to come home, get on VN and come across this gem of a thread, I mean you just don't often get entertainment of this quality, I've been laughing my ass off for the last half hour.

 

[DRMANN]

Two words for SABAN: Candy Edwards

 

[VOLup2uous]

Isn't this what the x-coaches wife from Auburn said about Saban?