Bama Rental Car

#27
#27
Here's an oldie... those two Bama grads heading to the game, managed to rent a car. However, they never made it to the game, while driving on the interstate, whenever they saw the sign "Clean Restrooms this Exit", they pulled off and got to cleaning.

Ratvol and I will be here all night... tell your friends.

I’m thinking we can do some standup comedy.. LOL

Go VOLS!!!!!
 
#30
#30
Here's an oldie... those two Bama grads heading to the game, managed to rent a car. However, they never made it to the game, while driving on the interstate, whenever they saw the sign "Clean Restrooms this Exit", they pulled off and got to cleaning.

Ratvol and I will be here all night... tell your friends.

Well, once they finally made it to Santa Clara the Bama grads decided to go to a local nightclub and when the bouncer said ‘you boys got any I.D.?’
The Bama grad said ‘Bout what?’
 
#36
#36
From the looks of things right now, they'll fire St. Nick & hire Schiano or somebody. They losing bad. Hate to say it, I always pull for the SEC, cepting that swamp-thingy team. OK if Clemson wins though. Those Knoxville boys looking alright
 
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#38
#38
Just heard this story on TV. It seems that two Bama grads were going to the stadium for tonight’s ballgame against Clemson. All the rental cars were rented out so they were forced to rent a camel. They were on the way to the stadium when suddenly the camel returns to the rental agency without the Bama grads. About 45 minutes later the Bama grads walk into the rental agency. When asked what happened, the told it this way.

When they pulled up to a redlight, the camel stopped. A car pulls up beside them and said “look at the two a$$holes on that camel”. When the Bama grads got off to see, the light turned green and the camel headed back to the rental agency. The rest is history.

Go VOLS!!!!!

Dumb.
 
#41
#41
No camels were harmed in the making of this thread.

Go VOLS!!!!
 
#47
#47
Just heard this story on TV. It seems that two Bama grads were going to the stadium for tonight’s ballgame against Clemson. All the rental cars were rented out so they were forced to rent a camel. They were on the way to the stadium when suddenly the camel returns to the rental agency without the Bama grads. About 45 minutes later the Bama grads walk into the rental agency. When asked what happened, the told it this way.

When they pulled up to a redlight, the camel stopped. A car pulls up beside them and said “look at the two a$$holes on that camel”. When the Bama grads got off to see, the light turned green and the camel headed back to the rental agency. The rest is history.

Go VOLS!!!!!
Just remember folks the 6:33 show is totally different from the 9:33 show. We’ll be here all night. Make sure to tip your bartenders and waitresses , they aren’t working for free.
 
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