Bama Jokes

[Knox9552]

 

[WillisWG]

What do Bama football players say during foreplay?.... Hey want to buys some text books?

fixed your post

 

[RCKYT0P]

Nice!

 

[Knox9552]

Is Alabama the gayest part of the country...? Bruno thinks so.

YouTube - Bruno (Ali G) in Alabama

 

[indyvol15]

Q: What do maggots and Bama fans have in common?

A: They can both live off of a dead Bear for 20 years

 

[orutvol]

Found this in an old thread. Very funny I thought

 

[TheVolunteer]

Ok so there is 4 moms who go to a Naming Psychiary, to talk about their obsessions. The doctor told the first mom(a Georgia fan)that her obsession is with eating, which is why she named her daughter candy. The doctor told the second mom(a Vandy fan)that her obsession is with wealth, which is why she named her daughter mercedes. The doctor told the third mom(a Florida fan)that her obsession is with alcohol, which is why she named her daughter tequila. Right before the doctor could explain anythig to the fourth mom(a Bama fan)she stormed out saying "C'mon dick, lets get the hell out of here"

 

[K Zed]

Q: how many bama fans does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

A: None. who said they had electricity there?

 

[Volgrad98]

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[bluetickhound16]

Before he got put in the pokey in Vegas OJ Simpson was planning on moving to Alabama.... He found out everybody had the same DNA there....

 

[BIG GUY]

how do you circumsise(sp) a bammer?

kick his sister in the mouth!!!!!

 

[BigOrangeCrazy]

Bump!
For the pure h3ll of it.

And it was the second thing to show up when searching for Bama football jokes on Google.