Bama Jokes

#26
#26
Crimson1 said:
You guys are too funny! Here's an Alabama-Tennessee joke:

1) Alabama - 21 SEC championships Tennessee - 13
2) Alabama - 31 bowl wins Tennessee - 26
3) Alabama - 96 All Americans Tennessee - 72
4) Alabama leads series 46-38-7.
5) Alabama is the only SEC school with 5 consecutive SEC championships. This could go on and on. Yep, you own us!
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I see Bin Whinin' has apparently posted bail....
 
#27
#27
Why does saban have a neck tie on all the time? To keep the foreskin from creeping over his head.
 
#28
#28
Saban and one of his players walking off Neyland field, Saban looks over and see's smokey licking his nads, saban says to his player,iwished i could do that. his player says you better pet him first , coach.
 
#29
#29
Crimson1 said:
You guys are too funny! Here's an Alabama-Tennessee joke:

1) Alabama - 21 SEC championships Tennessee - 13
2) Alabama - 31 bowl wins Tennessee - 26
3) Alabama - 96 All Americans Tennessee - 72
4) Alabama leads series 46-38-7.
5) Alabama is the only SEC school with 5 consecutive SEC championships. This could go on and on. Yep, you own us!
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How about the past 15 years?

1) Alabama- 1 SEC Championship Tennessee- 2
2) Alabama- 0 National Championships Tennessee- 1
3) Alabama- 65 total wins Tennessee- 110
4) Alabama- $200,000 paid for players Tennessee $0
5) Alabama- $46,000 received from textbooks for players disposal Tennessee $0
6) Alabama- Spends 4.5 mil a year on the head coach alone, but then debates at how wasteful it is for Tennessee to spend 5.3 mil a year on an entire staff....
7) Lance Thompson can easily see who has the brighter future as well.....:)

Go ahead a let Bama fans brag about what happened in the 70's. Congrats man, that probably happened before 50% of your fan base was alive.
 
#30
#30
Rat-tail Ricky said:
It not having as many homeless people as Knoxville.

Knoxville - SEC's' homeless captial.

Seriously, there was a stretch about 2 blocks from neyland stadium this past season where I saw at least 20 homeless people laying on the sidewalk. Looked like skid-
row.
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Just goes to show you that people would rather be homeless in Tennessee than to be sheltered in "Sweet Home Alabama." I know I would anyday.
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#31
#31
Crimson1 said:
You guys are too funny! Here's an Alabama-Tennessee joke:

1) Alabama - 21 SEC championships Tennessee - 13
2) Alabama - 31 bowl wins Tennessee - 26
3) Alabama - 96 All Americans Tennessee - 72
4) Alabama leads series 46-38-7.
5) Alabama is the only SEC school with 5 consecutive SEC championships. This could go on and on. Yep, you own us!
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read any good text books lately?
 
#33
#33
Big Train said:
How about the past 15 years?

1) Alabama- 1 SEC Championship Tennessee- 2
2) Alabama- 0 National Championships Tennessee- 1
3) Alabama- 65 total wins Tennessee- 110
4) Alabama- $200,000 paid for players Tennessee $0
5) Alabama- $46,000 received from textbooks for players disposal Tennessee $0
6) Alabama- Spends 4.5 mil a year on the head coach alone, but then debates at how wasteful it is for Tennessee to spend 5.3 mil a year on an entire staff....
7) Lance Thompson can easily see who has the brighter future as well.....:)

Go ahead a let Bama fans brag about what happened in the 70's. Congrats man, that probably happened before 50% of your fan base was alive.
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Ok let's talk recent. 29-9.
 
#35
#35
A Bama fan on a Vol board bringing up numbers that happened 50-100 years ago... now that's a joke
 
#37
#37
How do you kill lice, roaches, and flies at the same time?

Hit a Bammer in the head with a frying pan
 
#42
#42
How can you tell it's that special time of the month for a Bammer Cheerleader?

She's only wearing one sock!
 
#43
#43
Whats the difference between a porcupine and Bama fans driving Pintos?


The Pintos has the pricks on the inside!!!
 
#46
#46
It was recently announced that a franchise was building a new Taco Bell in Tuscaloosa. The University's response was "Why do we need another phone company?"

Q. What do you call a genius at Alabama?
A. Visitor.
 
#49
#49
i got some jokes about other schools....

cant spell suck with out a UK

cant spell failure without a UF

cant spell unemployed gas station attendant without a UGA

nothing says paradise like a bayou full of queers
 
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