Bama Jokes!!!!!!!!!

[TheTennesseeTom]

What do you call and educated person in Alabama? A visitor

 

[TheTennesseeTom]

Q: What do you say to an Alabama fan watching Smokey lick himself?
A: Don't try that, he'll bite ya!

 

[governmentmule]

close to game time and i thought this thread needed a bump

 

[easttnvolsfan]

Q: what does a bama cheerleader say after sex

A: get off me dad your crushing my cigarettes

 

[BACKDOC]

was standing on north side of the Tennessee river, and an Auburn cheerleader on the south side. The Auburn cheerleader yells over to the Bammer. "How do I get to the other side." The Bama cheerleader yells back, "you're already there."

 

[BVols20]

lol:

was standing on north side of the Tennessee river, and an Auburn cheerleader on the south side. The Auburn cheerleader yells over to the Bammer. "How do I get to the other side." The Bama cheerleader yells back, "you're already there."

Wait..are they naked? Cuz if not, who cares...

 

[Insunseri]

lol:

Wait..are they naked? Cuz if not, who cares...

Yes, but they're ugly.

 

[BVols20]

Yes, but they're ugly.

Butter face ugly or crush my spine ugly? Jack D and a light switch can fix one of 'em.

 

[Insunseri]

Butter face ugly or crush my spine ugly? Jack D and a light switch can fix one of 'em.

He said "Bama" didn't he?

 

[TheEndlessEnigma]

I could drink a vat of beer at the plant and would not even come close to making an alabama cheerleader remotely acceptable.

 

[JCSvol]

TKJr doesn't like this joke

 

[BennisDrewer]

I stopped reading at cheerleader.....The answer is clearly roofie

 

[ManningBerry#1]

Thank goodness the light comes on when the door is opened, if not, they would get a ton of credit they didn't deserve.

 

[bkbasketball]

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[qb19]

What's the best way to break a Bammer's hand?

Punch him in the nose.

 

[700 Nitro]

What do you call and educated person in Alabama? A visitor

You must be a Bama fan.

 

[WB4LBJ_4_UT]

Bear Bryant is now a ghost,
His fan's loved Him the most,
But to their disdain,
He could not refrain,
saying Neyland taught me the most.

 

[700 Nitro]

Bear Bryant is now a ghost,
His fan's loved Him the most,
But to their disdain,
He could not refrain,
saying Neyland taught me the most.

So,Neyland is responsible for Tn getting beat as much as they did by Bama?

 

[WillisWG]

 

[WillisWG]

 

[CountryBoyBob454]

how many alabama fans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? depends on if they are related or not,,,

I thought it took three Bammers to change a bulb. One to change the bulb and two to talk about how good the old one was.

 

[H2O Vol]

edit

 

[SergeantVol]

So,Neyland is responsible for Tn getting beat as much as they did by Bama?

Neyland's the one that the grand Bammer bear couldn't beat.

 

[GOATeric14berry]

Tuskaloser that towns the biggest joke ever

 

[Orangedogsrule]

Auburn had trouble with monster trucks from Bammer driving straight to jordan's big hairy stadium over their peanuts, so they built a viaduct from Tuscaloser over the peanut fields. Only kept it up one year cause the Bammers kept it blocked up stopping to try an fish off it.