Bama Girlfriend (with update)

[Weezer]

Get her spayed, then release her back in the wild. Population control is crucial.

 

[The Ron Mexico]

So I just started dating this girl and I just found out that she is a Bama fan. What should i do? I need help Volnation.

You should go buy a Bammer jersey and hat because you're clearly not a Vol fan. A real Vol fan wouldn't put up with that.

 

[SDV]

Get her spayed, then release her back in the wild. Population control is crucial.

Holy Sh$%

 

[Ernest T. Vol]

I would try a regimen of orange injections as the cure.

 

[crusse10]

donkey punch

 

[MphsBlues]

If she has less than six teeth, candlelight, Lime Jello 12 pack of PBR and you will be in there. You are welcome..

 

[AirVol]

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[vader]

Stop turning to the football forum for advice.

We should make this a VN tag line.

 

[MphsBlues]

We should make this a VN tag line.

Going to the FF for advice of any kind is akin to going to the loony bin for psychiatric analysis (done by a patient).

 

[LittleCat]

donkey punch

I know this is a joke but really?

:unsure:

 

[The Ron Mexico]

I know this is a joke but really?

:unsure:

A joke? Why would you assume that?

 

[g8terh8ter_eric]

OP hasn't posted pics yet. How is anyone supposed to give the proper advice without pics?

 

[jtlhotspot]

So, we went out last night and I confronted her about her being a Bama fan. She told me she had been a Bama fan her entire life and that she just could not part ways with them. Told her that our relationship would not work out. I did pay for her meal than left and yelled GO VOLS as we parted ways. No regrets. F*** Bama .:rock:

 

[vols 30]

You should've told to get lost after "dessert", if you know what I mean

 

[VolsSportsFan]

Cool story bro.

 

[golfballs]

Can't wait for Eric Berry to meet her over the middle!

 

[GAVol]

This feels like one of those threads where somebody tells us about a dream

 

[BearCat204]

This feels like one of those threads where somebody tells us about a dream

Sounds like another Te'o thread

 

[g8terh8ter_eric]

This feels like one of those threads where somebody tells us about a dream

This one time at band camp....

 

[Carl Pickens]

So I just started dating this girl and I just found out that she is a Bama fan. What should i do? I need help Volnation.

Yes you do need help.... And a long hot shower. She's probably a dude

 

[Carl Pickens]

OP hasn't posted pics yet. How is anyone supposed to give the proper advice without pics?

He couldn't find one where her Adam's apple wasn't showing

 

[jtlhotspot]

Thanks for the support guys lol
I'm just focused on beating Georgia now GBO

 

[DC_Vol]

Are you 13?

 

[BenGrimm]

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Too skinny to be a real Bama fan.

 

[PowerT83]

Should of kept her around for a good grudge **** after every loss we take this year.

Pushy is pushy. It doesn't matter what team they like.