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#26
#26
Bennett4UT said:
Phillip Fulmer 1992-present:
137-41 77%

Captured the school's second consensus national title with a perfect 13-0 record in 1998
Won a pair of Southeastern Conference championships (1997, 1998) and six SEC Eastern Division crowns (1993, 1997, 1998, 2001, 2003, 2004)
Played in 12 January bowl games


Alabama (insert coach here) 1992-present:

1 NC '92
2 SEC titles '92, '99
Played in Sec title game 4 times
'93 season forfeited by the NCAA
record w/ '93 season: 119-63-1 65%
record w/ forfeited season: 110-73 60%

vs UT since 1992: 4-11 (1993 tie forfeited)

Yeah we are the mediocre ones

How have those changes been working out for you?

Bama always thinks money is the answer. First players now an overrated coach.
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Hey not to bad for coaching inconsistencies! Almost as good as your coaching consistencies.
 
#29
#29
I wont deny the SEC championships and the NC but you call 60% versus 77% winning and a 4-11 record versus one of your biggest rivals good?
 
#31
#31
TuskALoosa said:
At least it wasn't Vanderbilt. Or Peyton Manning losing to Memphis. MEMPHIS!!! How many other teams in your own state can yall lose to?
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How about you guys losing to Aburn FIVE years in a row, beware of the other 5 FINGERS now isn't it??? Or how about you guys losing to us for NINE years in a row???? Don't even come at me with that stuff, that is weak...We got shafted in that Memphis game and you know that just as well as I do.....Vanderbilt? Who didn't beat us in 2005....Who all have you guys owned for over 20 years like we have Vandy and KY? Please man, you guys have been at the bottom of the SEC West for years and you wanna talk smack? HAHA
 
#32
#32
Bennett4UT said:
I wont deny the SEC championships and the NC but you call 60% versus 77% winning and a 4-11 record versus one of your biggest rivals good?
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Well let me put it this way. It's not a great record but for having a "revolving door" it's not to bad.
 
#35
#35
Roll Tide Rev said:
The Tide is turning and thats what has you vol fans running scared. You will never admit it here, but you know you have fear in your heart of hearts that Bama is back.
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Bama doesn't scare anyone......They haven't scared Auburn for the past 5 years have they? You gues have beaten us 2 times in a decade.....But that gives us a reason to "Run scared" as you call it
 
#36
#36
#10_Ainge_#10 said:
How about you guys losing to Aburn FIVE years in a row, beware of the other 5 FINGERS now isn't it??? Or how about you guys losing to us for NINE years in a row???? Don't even come at me with that stuff, that is weak...We got shafted in that Memphis game and you know that just as well as I do.....Vanderbilt? Who didn't beat us in 2005....Who all have you guys owned for over 20 years like we have Vandy and KY? Please man, you guys have been at the bottom of the SEC West for years and you wanna talk smack? HAHA
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Couldn't agree more....I tried to say something like that but it seemed to have gotten overlooked....
 
#37
#37
HIGHTIDE said:
And again, an opposing fan brings up CPB...and claims WE can't get over him.:ermm:
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You can't......You guys have compared every coach that you've gotten in the past 10 years to him, that's why you cant keep a coach...Everyone down there has to live in his shadow
 
#38
#38
#10_Ainge_#10 said:
How about you guys losing to Aburn FIVE years in a row, beware of the other 5 FINGERS now isn't it??? Or how about you guys losing to us for NINE years in a row???? Don't even come at me with that stuff, that is weak...We got shafted in that Memphis game and you know that just as well as I do.....Vanderbilt? Who didn't beat us in 2005....Who all have you guys owned for over 20 years like we have Vandy and KY? Please man, you guys have been at the bottom of the SEC West for years and you wanna talk smack? HAHA
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The smack began with you guys of course. True this is a vol forum, but true the smack was started by you guys.

As far as you other comments, lets look at the past a little farther. Remember 11 in a row? My point is that it can turn around and you guys could be on the bottom for a while. Dont get high and mighty because you have been winning for the past decade. We have been there too, and what goes up must come down.

So is it Bama's turn to go back on top? Maybe.
 
#39
#39
Roll Tide Rev said:
Well I decided not to get personal like I wanted to since all you guys can do is come up with the same old arguments.
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Mine wasn't the same old argument that is cold hard facts. I wasn't offended but getting personal is the sign of someone who doesn't have an argument
 
#40
#40
#10_Ainge_#10 said:
You guys should know all about mediocrity.......You guys had one good season to actually be proud of in the past 10 years, and then you couldn't even follow that up.....Yeah, you were young but you guys also lost to teams you shouldn't have....Like Miss. St:birgits_giggle:....Big 6-7 record, yeah that's something to hang your hat on there
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The playing field will start to even out soon...better enjoy it while you can.
 
#41
#41
#10_Ainge_#10 said:
You can't......You guys have compared every coach that you've gotten in the past 10 years to him, that's why you cant keep a coach...Everyone down there has to live in his shadow
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That is just STUPID!!!! We dont compare anyone to Bear, we just want to win!!!! Why cant you understand that! Jeesh! You rival fans are the ones that CONSTANTLY bring the Bear up.

Since you say we have sucked the past decade, would it not be common sense to find a better coach? If you guys were loosing, you would have fired Fulmer long ago. Now you want to fire him even with his great record.
 
#42
#42
Roll Tide Rev said:
The smack began with you guys of course. True this is a vol forum, but true the smack was started by you guys.

As far as you other comments, lets look at the past a little farther. Remember 11 in a row? My point is that it can turn around and you guys could be on the bottom for a while. Dont get high and mighty because you have been winning for the past decade. We have been there too, and what goes up must come down.

So is it Bama's turn to go back on top? Maybe.
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No, the point here is.....You guys come over here and try to act like you guys are the all mighty and powerful Alabama of old.....And in case you guys have forgotten, you're not.....The past few years, the teams you guys have put on the field couldn't hold a candle to anyone in the SEC....You guys had a couple of good years during probation....But that's it....11 in a row? I'm a little young to remember that, I'm just 17 but that point is, we've OWNED you all for almost a decade and plan on making it a decade this year....Auburn has for the past 5 years and you guys think you're the best football team in the state of Alabama when the truth is you all aren't......I mean come on, you guys almost got beat by a mediocre Hawaii team(at the beginning of the year they were mediocre) not to mention and very bad OSU team in your bowl game( we won't go into detail about our game, that was hideous)...and you all finished 6-7...You guys have no room to talk
 
#45
#45
Roll Tide Rev said:
The smack began with you guys of course. True this is a vol forum, but true the smack was started by you guys.

As far as you other comments, lets look at the past a little farther. Remember 11 in a row? My point is that it can turn around and you guys could be on the bottom for a while. Dont get high and mighty because you have been winning for the past decade. We have been there too, and what goes up must come down.

So is it Bama's turn to go back on top? Maybe.
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Fulmer recruits way too well for us ever to be on the bottom for consecutive years and you have to admit that...
 
#47
#47
#10_Ainge_#10 said:
No, the point here is.....You guys come over here and try to act like you guys are the all mighty and powerful Alabama of old.....And in case you guys have forgotten, you're not.....The past few years, the teams you guys have put on the field couldn't hold a candle to anyone in the SEC....You guys had a couple of good years during probation....But that's it....11 in a row? I'm a little young to remember that, I'm just 17 but that point is, we've OWNED you all for almost a decade and plan on making it a decade this year....Auburn has for the past 5 years and you guys think you're the best football team in the state of Alabama when the truth is you all aren't......I mean come on, you guys almost got beat by a mediocre Hawaii team(at the beginning of the year they were mediocre) not to mention and very bad OSU team in your bowl game( we won't go into detail about our game, that was hideous)...and you all finished 6-7...You guys have no room to talk
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OMG no wonder you cant get it. Your just a brat!! Just kidding. Look I have not come on here acting like we are high and mighty. Why? Cause I know we have not been. We have been near the bottom every year, but just cause we believe that will change does not mean we are living in the past, think we are mighty, or trying to bring the Bear back.
 
#48
#48
Roll Tide Rev said:
That is just STUPID!!!! We dont compare anyone to Bear, we just want to win!!!! Why cant you understand that! Jeesh! You rival fans are the ones that CONSTANTLY bring the Bear up.

Since you say we have sucked the past decade, would it not be common sense to find a better coach? If you guys were loosing, you would have fired Fulmer long ago. Now you want to fire him even with his great record.
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You don't compare anybody to Bear Bryant??? That's a joke man, I might have been born at night but not last night.....You guys have already put Saban in the Hall of Fame right next to Bear Bryant......Weak arguement....People bring him up cuz you guys act like he's a member of your own family and get all worked up over him, it's quite comical
 
#49
#49
Roll Tide Rev said:
OMG no wonder you cant get it. Your just a brat!! Just kidding. Look I have not come on here acting like we are high and mighty. Why? Cause I know we have not been. We have been near the bottom every year, but just cause we believe that will change does not mean we are living in the past, think we are mighty, or trying to bring the Bear back.
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It's all good man, like I said I just like razzing you guys:peace2:
 
#50
#50
VOLinthaATL said:
Fulmer recruits way too well for us ever to be on the bottom for consecutive years and you have to admit that...
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By bottom I mean of the Bama/Vol record. Every team goes through a period of where they stink it up, but thats what makes a team great when they can put it all back together. Hopefully we can.
 
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