Bama funnies

[overseasorange2]

A Bama, Georgia and Tennessee fan found a genie's lamp. After arguing they decided to all rub it at the same time, the genie told them that they each get one wish. The UGA fan said he wanted Bama football to suck from now on, angry the Bama fan asked for the same to happen to UGA. It was now the Tennessee fans turn, he ask the genie "So Bama and Georga suck now?" The genie said yep, the UT fan said "I'll take a bottle of champagne."

There is nothing like a good joke....and believe me that was nothing like a good joke

 

[Behr]

There is nothing like a good joke....and believe me that was nothing like a good joke

Maybe not a great joke, but it has Bama and Georgia sucking, so its a good story.

 

[shoney]

There is nothing like a good joke....and believe me that was nothing like a good joke

What a crowd, what a crowd, and no respect.

 

[Behr]

What a crowd, what a crowd, and no respect.
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My wife told me to take out the garbage, I said you cooked it you take it out. That women gives good headache.

 

[Tin Man]

My friends and I used to say that when we were in elementary school in the early-mid 90s.

Whippersnapper.

 

[HollowaytoSeivers]

What a crowd, what a crowd, and no respect.
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This woman called me up and said come over, there's no one home.

I went over, there was no one home (obligatory tie tug).

 

[Tin Man]

I remember the UT Cheerleading squad doing that exact cheer AT A GAME in the mid 70s. Remember the male CL getting on a microphone and leading it. I was an early teenager. Thought that was pretty cool. Anybody else ancient enough to remember non-PC things like that?

Whippersnapper.

 

[shoney]

My wife told me to take out the garbage, I said you cooked it you take it out. That women gives good headache.

"My wife is an earth sign (Zodiac) and i'm a water sign, together we make mud"

 

[livefaith]

Whippersnapper.

Whoa now!

 

[ShoalCreekVol]

Imagine being Nick Saban today. You walk in to your standard Friday morning coaches meeting and realize everybody but one has left the program. You look up for your Little Debbie and what do you see staring back at you....

 

[UT_Dutchman]

Imagine being Nick Saban today. You walk in to your standard Friday morning coaches meeting and realize everybody but one has left the program. You look up for your Little Debbie and what do you see staring back at you....

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You just get up and leave like know one was there.

 

[Grand Vol]

Not Bama specifically, but I died laughing.

 

[Old-n-4getful-Vol]

You do have to give them props for some of the women there.
Miss Alabama is usually very attractive. Although last years entry was a disappointment. Her talent portion was followed to soon by the swimsuit competition. Not enough time to ..recover.

 

[Rudy123]

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Sitting on the dock of the bay, watching the tide get blown away

 

[shoney]

Imagine being Nick Saban today. You walk in to your standard Friday morning coaches meeting and realize everybody but one has left the program. You look up for your Little Debbie and what do you see staring back at you....

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Then Saban stood up and did this.