Bama fan and Vol social distancing joke

[Vfl2407]

I had to give a chuckle to a Bama fan friend talking about Vols and social distancing.
He said, “that should be easy for Tennessee since whenever ur quarterback gets within six feet of anyone, he just hands them the foootball”.
Poor JG will never live down that play.

 

[VOLnVANDYland]

I had to give a chuckle to a Bama fan friend talking about Vols and social distancing.
He said, “that should be easy for Tennessee since whenever ur quarterback gets within six feet of anyone, he just hands them the foootball”.
Poor JG will never live down that play.

Crickets

 

[Iam4utalways]

Crickets

On the job we use radio to communicate. Once I asked a question and got no response so I said ,”crickets”, the guy standing next to me though it was an expression of frustration or dissatisfaction. Ever since then I’ve tried to use it during those moments.

 

[Vfl2407]

Well I found it mildly amusing. Oh well

 

[bray2milton]

Guy comes home with a duck and says this is the pig I’ve been pumping. Wife says ...... uhh that’s a duck. Guy says uhhhh I was talking to the duck.....

 

[Vfl2407]

Guy comes home with a duck and says this is the pig I’ve been pumping. Wife says ...... uhh that’s a duck. Guy says uhhhh I was talking to the duck.....

Yours is funnier.

 

[Dumbledorange]

Guy comes home with a duck and says this is the pig I’ve been pumping. Wife says ...... uhh that’s a duck. Guy says uhhhh I was talking to the duck.....

Divorce is recommended.

 

[Iam4utalways]

Gump comes home with a duck and says this is the pig I’ve been pumping. Wife says ...... uhh that’s a duck. Guy says uhhhh I was talking to the duck.....

Fyp

 

[BigOrangeMojo]

Every time I feel like socially distancing from Bama fans, I go to the dentist...

 

[Special Ed]

I had to give a chuckle to a Bama fan friend talking about Vols and social distancing.

To any true Vol fan, Bama fan and friend are mutually exclusive terms.

 

[Vfl2407]

To any true Vol fan, Bama fan and friend are mutually exclusive terms.

I know. But he’s harmless and not really into it except he was born there.

 

[Behr]

Yours is funnier.

Bet his wife disagrees.

 

[BornAVol1963]

Every time I feel like socially distancing from Bama fans, I go to the dentist...

Wish I could give you more than one like. I spit my coffee!

 

[savannahfan]

Guy comes home with a duck and says this is the pig I’ve been pumping. Wife says ...... uhh that’s a duck. Guy says uhhhh I was talking to the duck.....

DANGEROUS! DANGEROUS!!

 

[malinoisvol]

Guy comes home with a duck and says this is the pig I’ve been pumping. Wife says ...... uhh that’s a duck. Guy says uhhhh I was talking to the duck.....

Shots fired!

 

[HuntlandVolinColo]

Here's one much better

Q: How can you tell if a bama man is hungry or horny?

A: Depends on what he does with the cucumber. lol

 

[bray2milton]

 

[Shaun1985]

And here I thought "Bama fan friend" was the joke. Ohhh well

 

[HollowaytoSeivers]

 

[Vfl2407]

Here's one much better

Q: How can you tell if a bama man is hungry or horny?

A: Depends on what he does with the cucumber. lol

Uh, waiter, please cancel the cucumber on my salad.

 

[ftsandersvol]

I have a Bama joke, but I enjoy this site too much to get permanently banned.