Bad jokes. Dad jokes and whatnot

#152
#152
On the way to get married, a young Catholic couple has a fatal car crash. When they reach the Pearly Gates, they ask St. Peter if they can get married in Heaven. St. Peter says he'll have to go find out. A month passes and St. Peter hasn't returned, and the couple starts to wonder what if things don't work out? Is there divorce in Heaven? After waiting 3 month, St. Peter finally returns and says that they can indeed get married in Heaven. The couple then proceeds to ask him about divorce. In a fit of rage, St. Peter slams down his clipboard and says, "It took me 3 months to find a priest in Heaven! Do you know how long it's going to take to find a lawyer??!"
 
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#154
#154
Behr said:
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I was going to make a gay joke. but fawk it.
 
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#155
#155
rocytop2624 said:
I was going to make a gay joke but fawk it.
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Go ahead, just know that I used it knowing I was leaving myself open for a gay joke, but a gay joke is so obvious, that its gonna have to be a really clever one or you will just look stupid. Do it right and it will be totally worth it.

Go.
 
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#156
Behr said:
Go ahead, just know that I used it knowing I was leaving myself open for a gay joke, but a gay joke is so obvious, that its gonna have to be a really clever one or you will just look stupid. Do it right and it will be totally worth it.

Go.
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You missed the bad joke read the end again.
 
#165
#165
Behr said:
Go ahead, just know that I used it knowing I was leaving myself open for a gay joke, but a gay joke is so obvious, that its gonna have to be a really clever one or you will just look stupid. Do it right and it will be totally worth it.

Go.
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It was well worth it.
 
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