Bad jokes. Dad jokes and whatnot

Halloween night After I thought all the tricker treaters were done I turned off the light and sat down to finish watching Halloween the movie when the doorbell rang.

I go to the door and here's this little fellow painted red all over. From head to toe, his face, arms, hands everything painted red.

I asked him "what in the world are you?"

He said "Im sorry Im late, Im a period."
 
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