Bad jokes. Dad jokes and whatnot

#556
#556
One of these little girls just asked the others if their refrigerator was running. They went straight to logic with replies like, "yeah if it wasn't our food would be ruined". I knew what was coming, but laughed anyway. She told them they better go catch it 🤣
 
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#557
#557
joevol33 said:
One of these little girls just asked the others if their refrigerator was running. They went straight to logic with replies like, "yeah if it wasn't our food would be ruined". I knew what was coming, but laughed anyway. She told them they better go catch it 🤣
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I wa going to say "Joe, is that you?" But it is you, just not that Joe.
 
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#569
#569
Tin Man said:
No, that’s a wallaby.
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Read in the voice of Crocodile Dundee:

That’s not a kangaroo, that’s a wannabe, because it wants to be a kangaroo, but it’s too little.

Kangaroos are kangaroos. A wallaby is medium or small kangaroo. Go figure.
 
#570
#570
Iam4utalways said:
Read in the voice of Crocodile Dundee:

That’s not a kangaroo, that’s a wannabe, because it wants to be a kangaroo, but it’s too little.

Kangaroos are kangaroos. A wallaby is medium or small kangaroo. Go figure.
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Humor. It’s this whole other concept.
 
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