Bad jokes. Dad jokes and whatnot

#498
#498
Two penguins on an ice flow. One turns to the other and says, “You look like you’re wearing a tuxedo.” The other penguin replies, “Yes.”
 
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#499
#499
Why did on turn? Who tf is on and why is he talking to a penguin?
 
#500
#500
Little Johnny's mother tells him the neighbors just had a baby and they asked us to come see it.

She tells Johnny the baby was born with no ears but don't say anything about it, just look and be quiet.

So they're looking at the baby and the mother looks at Johhny and says "well Johhny, what do you think of my baby?".

Johnny says "can he see good?"

The woman's say "why yes, the doctor says he's perfectly healthy. Why do you ask?"

Johnny said "that's good cause he couldn't wear glasses".
 
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