Bad jokes. Dad jokes and whatnot

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When I was walking downtown the other day, I noticed a new Muslim book store. Never having seen a Muslim book store, I went in to check it out. The clerk gave me an unwelcome look, but did ask if he could help me.

I asked him, "Do you have a copy of Donald Trump's new book on his U.S. immigration policy regarding Muslims and illegal aliens?"

The clerk (Dressed in full Muslim Garb) said, "Kiss my FN#$%$, get out, and stay out!!"

I said, "Yes, that's the one. Do you have it in paperback?"

 

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[Tin Man]

What do you call skydiving lawyers?



Sporting clays

 

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Services porta-potties for a living.

 

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Why Do Strippers prefer Thanksgiving to Christmas?

 

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Services porta-potties for a living.

We've had a port-potty at our new home site (next door) for 8 months, The porta-potty service guy has been the most reliable, punctual, speediest trade that's been on site.

 

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Why Do Strippers prefer Thanksgiving to Christmas?

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[Sgt_Nick_Fury]

well?

Christmas tree is fine and all, but they prefer the Poul-Tree....

 

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