Bad jokes. Dad jokes and whatnot

[rocytop2624]

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Brown chicken Brown Cow

 

[rocytop2624]

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Is that you Behr?

 

[Orangeslice13]

https://www.volnation.com/forum/members/sayuwantarevolution.78036/
@SayUWantAreVOLution

 

[GVF]

Have you heard the joke about the Mexican Magician?

Mexican magician got up on stage and started counting...

Uno.....

Dos.....

**poof**

And disappeared without a Tres !!!!!!

 

[VolNExile]

Have you heard the joke about the Mexican Magician?

Mexican magician got up on stage and started counting...

Uno.....

Dos.....

**poof**

And disappeared without a Tres !!!!!!

 

[Orangeslice13]

Have you heard the joke about the Mexican Magician?

Mexican magician got up on stage and started counting...

Uno.....

Dos.....

**poof**

And disappeared without a Tres !!!!!!

That’s literally the first joke of the thread.

 

[Firebirdparts]

I was gonna type one here about Jim Jones but the punch line is too long.

 

[Behr]

A Roman walked into a bar and held up 2 fingers and said I'll have 5 beers.

 

[Behr]

I broke up with my girlfriend to go out with a new girl named Summer. She was way hotter.

 

[Behr]

I didn't want a brain transplant, but they changed my mind.

 

[Orangeslice13]

I broke up with my girlfriend to go out with a new girl named Summer. She was way hotter.

Was the girl you broke up with named Autumn?

 

[VolInNorthCack]

What do you call a Roman with a pubic hair between his teeth?

Gladiator

 

[82_VOL_83]

 

[Unknown Muppet]

Was the girl you broke up with named Autumn?

I assumed April

 

[Orangeslice13]

Ttt

 

[VolunteerHillbilly]

How do you make a waterbed bouncy?

Fill it with spring water.

 

[GordonC]

How do you make a waterbed bouncy?

Fill it with spring water.

and if it's too bouncy, set it outside and let it Freeze
soon

 

[VolunteerHillbilly]

and if it's too bouncy, set it outside and let it Freeze
soon

He will be at Auburn when they fire Harsin and first order of business will be to take Garner back home. Golesh will take a hfc gig. Vols recruiting class will implode and we will have a losing record in 2023. Wish this was a joke.

 

[GordonC]

He will be at Auburn when they fire Harsin and first order of business will be to take Garner back home. Golesh will take a hfc gig. Vols recruiting class will implode and we will have a losing record in 2023. Wish this was a joke.

It is

 

[82_VOL_83]

He will be at Auburn when they fire Harsin and first order of business will be to take Garner back home. Golesh will take a hfc gig. Vols recruiting class will implode and we will have a losing record in 2023. Wish this was a joke.

You are rapidly reaching that --dawgs level of posting. Maybe you need to pull for Bama fulltime.

 

[joevol33]

He will be at Auburn when they fire Harsin and first order of business will be to take Garner back home. Golesh will take a hfc gig. Vols recruiting class will implode and we will have a losing record in 2023. Wish this was a joke.

 

[Orangeslice13]

 

[hmanvolfan]

He will be at Auburn when they fire Harsin and first order of business will be to take Garner back home. Golesh will take a hfc gig. Vols recruiting class will implode and we will have a losing record in 2023. Wish this was a joke.

 

[theFallGuy]

I didn't want a brain transplant, but they changed my mind.

Wtf

 

[volger]