Bad jokes. Dad jokes and whatnot

[508mikey]

:yes:

 

[malinoisvol]

I don't even have any good ones.

 

[Weezer]

 

[Weezer]

 

[hmanvolfan]

What do you get if you mate a rhinoceros and an elephant?



Elephino

 

[malinoisvol]

A Bammer?

 

[Weezer]

What did the Buddhist say to the hot dog vendor?






Make me one with everything.

 

[Weezer]

Did you hear about the bank teller who lost his job? An old lady came in and asked him to check her balance so he pushed her over.

 

[Weezer]

Joe's wife told him he was horrible in bed. Seems like an unfair judgement to make in less than a minute.



@joevol33

 

[joevol33]

Joe's wife told him he was horrible in bed. Seems like an unfair judgement to make in less than a minute.



@joevol33

I can't help I'm so good it doesn't take long to do the job!

 

[Weezer]

I can't help I'm so good it doesn't take long to do the job!

Might be the best joke in the thread thus far.

 

[malinoisvol]

@Behr

 

[GreveHaller]

 

[Behr]

Wrong kinna bad. Thats Turrble.

 

[MyBloodRunnethOrange]

Dang!

 

[malinoisvol]

View attachment 161752

That's a Mecca for Butch Jones, right there!

 

[Tin Man]

Two penguins are side by side on an ice shelf. One turns to the other and says, "You look like you're wearing a tuxedo."

 

[Weezer]

Do you know the pirate's favorite letter?



Most people think "R", but it's really the "C" he fancies.

 

[malinoisvol]

Why don't blind people hang glide?














Cause it would scare the chit out their dog.

 

[Behr]

 

[Behr]

 

[Behr]

 

[Rocky_Top_Vol13]

Which state has the smallest Cokes?





Minnesota

 

[hmanvolfan]

Huh

 

[hmanvolfan]

Oh Minnie soda