Bad jokes. Dad jokes and whatnot

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Why can't Miss Piggy count past 70?

Spoiler

Because when she gets to 69, she gets a little frog in her throat

 

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I dated a crosseyed girl for a while. I found out she was seeing somebody else on the side.

Then I met a girl who was addicted to drinking brake fluid. She claimed she could stop anytime she wanted to.

I had a girlfriend for a while, I thought things were going pretty good. She called me one night and said "come over to my house, nobody's home". I went over there. Nobody was home.

One year for halloween my girlfriend dressed up like a bitch and acted like herself all evening.

I dated a girl for a while that had a parakeet. It was so annoying, all the racket. never shut up. The bird was okay though.

I had this one girlfriend that was always borrowing my shirts and sweaters or a jacket once in a while. But if I wore one of her dresses just one time.....

My girlfriend was complaining last night that I don't listen to her. I think she went on about some other stuff too, maybe.

 

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