Bad jokes. Dad jokes and whatnot

[TN-POSSUM]

Tossed salad and scrambled eggs…

*do not look up "tossed salad and scrambled eggs" on urban dictionary

 

[Behr]

That's what he talks about with his neighbors on his walks.

 

[TN-POSSUM]

@Tin Man is a super freak?

 

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@Hoosier_Vol

A 90-year-old man said to his doctor, "I've never felt better. I have an 18-year old bride who is pregnant with my child. What do you think about that?"

The doctor considered his question for a minute and then said, "I have an elderly friend who is a hunter and never misses a season. One day when he was going out in a bit of a hurry, he accidentally picked up his umbrella instead of his gun. When he got to the Creek, he saw a rabbit sitting beside the stream. He raised his umbrella and went bang, bang and the rabbit fell dead. What do you think of that?"

The 90-year-old said, "I'd say somebody else killed that rabbit."

The doctor replied, "My point exactly."

 

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[Behr]

Lulz

I love me some Tracy Adkins.

 

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[Tin Man]

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Stacy Keach is going with it.

 

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