Bad Butch Jones Jokes

#26
#26
yardboy said:
Hey im not a jones fan, but he aint the one teaching tackling and catching. He isnt the qb coach! He isnt the lines coach! Not the special teams coach...... Plenty of blame to go around!!!

This team sucks in every department!
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If it was only one of the above then maybe that coach could be blamed, when it's all of the above the man in charge is the one to blame. Enough said!!!
 
#27
#27
Butch Jones proposes changing team name to "Possums".

"We lay down at home, and get run over on the road."

Bob Kessling and D4H point to this as proof that Butch Jones gets it.

Go Vols.
 
#30
#30
I asked Butch for change for a dollar one day.

He said, "Sorry, I'm only good for three quarters."
 
#33
#33
yardboy said:
Hey im not a jones fan, but he aint the one teaching tackling and catching. He isnt the qb coach! He isnt the lines coach! Not the special teams coach...... Plenty of blame to go around!!!

This team sucks in every department!
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Good point. Let's fire the offending coaches and start over.

That way, we can call next year "Year 1". Only fair to give Butch as much time as he needs to find coaches who can win, right?

Go Vols.
 
#36
#36
yardboy said:
Hey im not a jones fan, but he aint the one teaching tackling and catching. He isnt the qb coach! He isnt the lines coach! Not the special teams coach...... Plenty of blame to go around!!!

This team sucks in every department!
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No, he's just the one responsible for making sure those guys are doing their jobs. It ultimately falls on him.
 
#38
#38
GreyWolf1129 said:
I listen to Nickelback.

And come to think of it, I have the same number of SEC East Titles, SEC Championships, and wins against Bama as Butch does.

Go Vols.
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Seen them 3 times in concert.

And I too have the same number of SEC East Titles, SEC Championships, and wins against Bama as Butch does.
 
#40
#40
A seven-year old boy was at the center of a Knox's County courtroom drama yesterday when he challenged a court ruling over who should have custody of him.
The boy has a history of being beaten by his parents and the judge initially awarded custody to his aunt, in keeping with child custody law and regulation requiring that family unity be maintained to the highest degree possible.
The boy surprised the court when he proclaimed that his aunt beat him more than his parents and he adamantly refused to live with her. When the judge then suggested that he live with his grandparents, the boy cried and said that they also beat him.
After considering the remainder of the immediate family and learning that domestic violence was apparently a way of life among them, the judge took the unprecedented step of allowing the boy to propose who should have custody of him.
After two recesses to check legal references and confer with the child welfare officials, the judge granted temporary custody to the Tennessee Vols , whom the boy firmly believes are not capable of beating anyone.
 
#41
#41
When Butch takes a dump, he wipes with D4H toilet paper.

Doesn't that seem counter-productive?
 
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#42
#42
You boys are pretty funny. In times like these, you gotta laugh to keep from going crazy. Keep em coming.
 
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#43
#43
I wish this was a joke:

Georgia lines up to go for it on 4th and 5

Tennessee calls time out.

Who all knew Georgia would punt after the time out?
 
#44
#44
Butch Jones is so resilient, he is always able to handle tough questions.

Here's a really good one... Butch Jones gets paid 4 million a year.
 
#46
#46
Here's one for the church goers, of which I'm included.

Butch has changed our 3rd down song to "I Surrender All."
 
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