Bachelor Parties

#26
#26
I happen to hate 520 less than most people on this site. Some might go as far as to say that I like his posting style.
 
#28
#28
How many people were killed during this bachelor party? Anything less than 2 is Busch League.

Only rule of the bachelor party is not to let the groom die.....permanently. If he's dead for five or ten minutes, it's all good as long as you get him back. Everyone else is fair game. I normally go into bachelor parties expecting to deal with at least two dead hookers by the end of the night.
 
#31
#31
And who doesn't take pics? Those hos are getting paid so I'm capturing the memory on my phone dammit. Last time I went to the stripclub, strippers confiscated the phone and took the pics themselves. They didn't give a damn. Plus they captured better angles than I probably would have.
 
#43
#43
Any bachelor party that costs over 7K without strippers and blow being involved must really suck.
 
#44
#44
I don't mind this dude. And I like when people don't know when I'm serious or kidding as well. For instance, with my first sentence.
 
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