Babylon Bee thread.

[LouderVol]

Baptists Delighted They Can Now Wear Masks At Liquor Store

Reminds of the joke that fits my split family pretty well.

"What's the difference between a Catholic and Baptist?" "A catholic will greet you at the liquor store"

 

[CagleMtnVol]

This is great!

 

[McDad]

 

[Vol737]

Governor Unveils Innovative 37-Step Plan To Reopen State Over The Next 10 Years

 

[ajvol01]

 

[ajvol01]

Sad but true

 

[0nelilreb]

Reminds of the joke that fits my split family pretty well.

"What's the difference between a Catholic and Baptist?" "A catholic will greet you at the liquor store"

LOL this is the truth !

 

[ajvol01]

 

[Boston Vol]

 

[golfballs]

 

[ajvol01]

 

[Electric Orange]

Been there suffered that.

I love dealing with the silent treatment. I narrate her voice for her. Unfortunately the silent treatment usually ends after a few instances of her suddenly very new positive view of me.

 

[ajvol01]

 

[ajvol01]

 

[StarRaider]

Stacey Abrams Says She Will Step Down As Governor If Asked To Run For VP

 

[W.TN.Orange Blood]

Stacey Abrams Says She Will Step Down As Governor If Asked To Run For VP

LOL....."But really, you can't be here," the security guard said. "Don't make me drag you out of here again".

 

[StarRaider]

LOL....."But really, you can't be here," the security guard said. "Don't make me drag you out of here again".

It takes more than one guard to drag her morbidly obese rear out of there!

 

[W.TN.Orange Blood]

Joe Biden "I promise, here and now, to give everyone who votes for me abundant life, and life everlasting. For my yoke is easy, and my taxes are ....... well, they're going to be pretty heavy. But still."

Joe Biden Promises His Followers Eternal Life

 

[W.TN.Orange Blood]

It takes more than one guard to drag her morbidly obese rear out of there!

They have a crane operator they call that's always on standby.

 

[Vol737]

California Christians Must Now Register Bibles As Assault Weapons

 

[Vol737]

Governor Whitmer Orders Citizens To Barbecue Indoors

 

[CagleMtnVol]

Governor Whitmer Orders Citizens To Barbecue Indoors

Better double check this might be for realz!

 

[LouderVol]

I dont even think this is a joke.

 

[golfballs]

 

[Rickyvol77]

I dont even think this is a joke.

The Babylon bee is awesome