Babylon Bee thread.

#51
#51
McDad said:
To be completely candid, we posture and flex about whoopin arse at the Waffle House, but I think once the parties arrive they agree to eat first. After the big meal, everyone is too logy to tussle.

The Boomer Sooner wagon won't be the only thing upended after the Vols are done with yall.
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Definitely eat first. I'm a little dude, and dont eat much at one time. I let the big guys get full and sluggish, then I still have all my energy😄
 
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McDad said:
To be completely candid, we posture and flex about whoopin arse at the Waffle House, but I think once the parties arrive they agree to eat first. After the big meal, everyone is too logy to tussle.

The Boomer Sooner wagon won't be the only thing upended after the Vols are done with yall.
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I see my OU insider joke went over your head.

Pretty much like most of the passes from your quarterback do to your receivers.
 
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#56
#56
Only_1_OK said:
I see my OU insider joke went over your head.

Pretty much like most of the passes from your quarterback do to your receivers.
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Your insider OU joke??? The only insider joke you have at OU are your inside linebackers.

Oh...and please do not make fun of our QB. I have no comeback to offer so I respectfully defer to your discretion as a gentleman. TIA.
 
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#62
#62
Only_1_OK said:
Not the Roughnecks finest moment. I felt sorry for the Little Sis they ran right past to get to the Schooner and chase the horses. She was okay, but still not good optics.

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Anyone else singing the "Oklahoma where the wind comes sweeping down the plains" song as they watched this cluster?
 
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#63
#63
Only_1_OK said:
Not the Roughnecks finest moment. I felt sorry for the Little Sis they ran right past to get to the Schooner and chase the horses. She was okay, but still not good optics.

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Kinda surprised it doesn't happen more often, tbh. Wagons aren't known for their cornering.

Will OU fans stripe the stadium for our game?
 
#67
#67
McDad said:
Kinda surprised it doesn't happen more often, tbh. Wagons aren't known for their cornering.

Will OU fans stripe the stadium for our game?
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I would assume so. We typically do for either a large out of conference opponent or our first conference game.

And by large, I don't mean the point spread we're going to put up on you.
 
#68
#68
Only_1_OK said:
Not the Roughnecks finest moment. I felt sorry for the Little Sis they ran right past to get to the Schooner and chase the horses. She was okay, but still not good optics.

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I could watch that all day.

Glad no one was hurt though, wonder if @Grand Vol was there.
 
#69
#69
Only_1_OK said:
I would assume so. We typically do for either a large out of conference opponent or our first conference game.

And by large, I don't mean the point spread we're going to put up on you.
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Cool. If yall will stripe the stands red with your clothing, we will stripe the field red with the blood or your team.
 
#73
#73
McDad said:
Cool. If yall will stripe the stands red with your clothing, we will stripe the field red with the blood or your team.
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We're not actually red, we're crimson.

You should be used to seeing crimson from that other team that beats you annually.
 
#75
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Only_1_OK said:
We're not actually red, we're crimson.

You should be used to seeing crimson from that other team that beats you annually.
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We are used to crimson. Especially when donned by toothless, inbred rednecks. In fact, we should bring victory cigars to smoke in your visitor's locker room
 
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