Babylon Bee thread.

[Bigun]

Posts like these make me glad to not be married.

Being married is great.......IF you found the right woman. All women are crazy to an extent, but some more than others. That is why you must really love and care for the person outside of sex to make a marriage work. People in bad marriages are the most miserable people.

 

[n_huffhines]

Posts like these make me glad to not be married.

You're getting the wrong idea. I just have to hear about it and that's the end of it. It's not that big of a deal and makes for a good story. You're probably better off than a lot of married men, but my wife is cool and she's nice and she's hot and she's funny.

 

[LouderVol]

You're getting the wrong idea. I just have to hear about it and that's the end of it. It's not that big of a deal and makes for a good story. You're probably better off than a lot of married men, but my wife is cool and she's nice and she's hot and she's funny.

Now tell us about your wife when you wake up.

 

[AirVol]

What does Grandvol mean?

He was a good poster, got tired of the bias BS from the elite on here and said adios. He was from OKC and single and from your join date and lack of post.....you could be him.

Welcome back GV.

 

[Only_1_OK]

He was a good poster, got tired of the bias BS from the elite on here and said adios. He was from OKC and single and from your join date and lack of post.....you could be him.

Welcome back GV.

I'm not this person and I am not from OKC. My wife and I are celebrating our 13th anniversary this June. I lurked for a long time on here, well, about six months or so, before registering due to our upcoming Sooners-Vols home and home series to talk over football. A thread in this area caught my eye some time back and it seems like this area along with the NCAA & Pub area is more active and accommodating to opposing team fans than say your football and basketball section unless it involves OU athletics.

 

[AirVol]

I'm not this person and I am not from OKC. My wife and I are celebrating our 13th anniversary this June. I lurked for a long time on here, well, about six months or so, before registering due to our upcoming Sooners-Vols home and home series to talk over football. A thread in this area caught my eye some time back and it seems like this area along with the NCAA & Pub area is more active and accommodating to opposing team fans than say your football and basketball section unless it involves OU athletics.

Cool, my son lives in Moore. We’re going to the game this year. We’re also gonna stomp OU’s ass. If we don’t, meet me at the Waffle House.

 

[FLVOL_79]

You're getting the wrong idea. I just have to hear about it and that's the end of it. It's not that big of a deal and makes for a good story. You're probably better off than a lot of married men, but my wife is cool and she's nice and she's hot and she's funny.

I'm 40 and have a full bank account and head of glorious hair. I'm doing aight.

But your last sentence is good bro. Most people I know hate their wives and unconsciously communicate that daily.

 

[McDad]

Cool, my son lives in Moore. We’re going to the game this year. We’re also gonna stomp OU’s ass. If we don’t, meet me at the Waffle House.

You're throwing too many inside jokes at our new friend. Give him time to acclimate.

 

[FLVOL_79]

Being married is great.......IF you found the right woman. All women are crazy to an extent, but some more than others. That is why you must really love and care for the person outside of sex to make a marriage work. People in bad marriages are the most miserable people.

When I date a girl and she comes to my house she usually immediately understands that sex is the only thing she is bringing to the table.

 

[McDad]

When I date a girl and she comes to my house she usually immediately understands that sex is the only thing she is bringing to the table.

Of course she does. Do you pay per hour or for the night?

 

[VolStrom]

I'm 40 and have a full bank account and head of glorious hair. I'm doing aight.

But your last sentence is good bro. Most people I know hate their wives and unconsciously communicate that daily.

I'm in my 60's, have a less than full head of hair and I'm doing okay. It took a lot of years, but not having a wife has paid for itself a dozen times over.

 

[Only_1_OK]

You're throwing too many inside jokes at our new friend. Give him time to acclimate.

I was going to ask if the losers pay for Waffle House or something. If that's the case, some of you Vol fans owe me scattered, smothered, covered and chunked dating all the way back to 2014.

Adding interest, that's at least one helping per day for the week prior to the game plus one on Sunday for the ass beating you got coming this year in Norman.

 

[Pepe_Silvia]

I was going to ask if the losers pay for Waffle House or something. If that's the case, some of you Vol fans owe me scattered, smothered, covered and chunked dating all the way back to 2014.

Adding interest, that's at least one helping per day for the week prior to the game plus one on Sunday for the ass beating you got coming this year in Norman.

 

[hog88]

Of course she does. Do you pay per hour or for the night?

Rent that shizz by the hour.

 

[n_huffhines]

I'm not this person and I am not from OKC. My wife and I are celebrating our 13th anniversary this June. I lurked for a long time on here, well, about six months or so, before registering due to our upcoming Sooners-Vols home and home series to talk over football. A thread in this area caught my eye some time back and it seems like this area along with the NCAA & Pub area is more active and accommodating to opposing team fans than say your football and basketball section unless it involves OU athletics.

Sure thing, GV

 

[FLVOL_79]

Of course she does. Do you pay per hour or for the night?

Paying by the hour or night is better than paying by the year........................................................or lifetime.........................................................

 

[joevol33]

Same. I got the quiet treatment and cold shoulder for 2 days one time because I cheated on her in her dream. She was legit po'd at me. I assume she never dreams about me being wonderful to her.

I posted about this earlier somewhere else. I'm guilty of fueling the fire though, I'll ask my wife if the woman was hot

 

[joevol33]

I'm not this person and I am not from OKC. My wife and I are celebrating our 13th anniversary this June. I lurked for a long time on here, well, about six months or so, before registering due to our upcoming Sooners-Vols home and home series to talk over football. A thread in this area caught my eye some time back and it seems like this area along with the NCAA & Pub area is more active and accommodating to opposing team fans than say your football and basketball section unless it involves OU athletics.

Pshhh, come to the endzone and find Souce and Weezer. They'll make you welcome, and probably try to rufie you

 

[hog88]

Paying by the hour or night is better than paying by the year........................................................or lifetime.........................................................

Letting them stay the night leads to them staying for years.

 

[hog88]

I posted about this earlier somewhere else. I'm guilty of fueling the fire though, I'll ask my wife if the woman was hot

I’ve asked about the woman’s boobs. Shouldn’t have done that.

 

[McDad]

I was going to ask if the losers pay for Waffle House or something. If that's the case, some of you Vol fans owe me scattered, smothered, covered and chunked dating all the way back to 2014.

Adding interest, that's at least one helping per day for the week prior to the game plus one on Sunday for the ass beating you got coming this year in Norman.

We settle our heated disputes with fisticuffs at the most equidistant Waffle House.

Your Sooners are going down easier than a tipsy chubby girl at a frat house.

 

[Orange_Vol1321]

 

[Only_1_OK]

We settle our heated disputes with fisticuffs at the most equidistant Waffle House.

Your Sooners are going down easier than a tipsy chubby girl at a frat house.

I see. Odd tradition. Is it like before or after eating? I mean, if I'm going to whip someone's ass, I would prefer to do it then eat.

I hate to say it, but your Vols are going to get snake bit in Norman this year.

 

[McDad]

I see. Odd tradition. Is it like before or after eating? I mean, if I'm going to whip someone's ass, I would prefer to do it then eat.

I hate to say it, but your Vols are going to get snake bit in Norman this year.

To be completely candid, we posture and flex about whoopin arse at the Waffle House, but I think once the parties arrive they agree to eat first. After the big meal, everyone is too logy to tussle.

The Boomer Sooner wagon won't be the only thing upended after the Vols are done with yall.

 

[theFallGuy]

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