Babylon Bee thread.

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Legion Of Doom Condemns JD Vance Speech

SLAUGHTER SWAMP — Despite the overwhelmingly positive reaction to it from American and European citizens, a statement released by the Legion of Doom strongly condemned last week's fiery speech by Vice President JD Vance.

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Republicans Clarify That Deficit Spending Only A Problem When Democrats Do It

WASHINGTON, D.C. — Soon after presenting a new spending bill that adds billions of dollars to the federal deficit, Republicans helpfully explained to constituents that deficit spending is only bad when Democrats do it.

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Insult To Injury: Trump Changes Netflix Password And Now Zelensky Has To Get His Own Account

WASHINGTON, D.C. — On top of losing an economic deal and getting publicly berated on television, President Zelensky arrived at his hotel room only to find that Trump had changed his Netflix password and now Zelensky would have to get his own account.

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