Awesome Facts Thread

[DjCrenshaw]

damn Crenshaw did you just have a stroke?

Maybe, running off of three hours sleep.

 

[Spartacavolus]

Fact: Hitler became a vegitarian after seeing one of his gf's autopcies after she committed suicide.

Actually, that read by a drunk Ron Burgundy is spot on

 

[DjCrenshaw]

Actually, that read by a drunk Ron Burgundy is spot on

Cannon Ball

 

[DjCrenshaw]

Fact The Norwegian title of a 1999 comedy film "Austin Powers: The Spy Who Shagged Me" is “The Spy Who Ejaculated on Me”


Fact A study suggests alcoholic students perform better in exams if they stay drunk while taking the test.

Fact In 2007, West Scotland, a man was arrested for having sex with a bike in a hotel room.

Fact “One and only” was the name of a tortoise who lived through 3 centuries, born in 1750 and died in 2006, when it reached 250 years of age.

 

[MY3*VOLS]

Fact The Norwegian title of a 1999 comedy film "Austin Powers: The Spy Who Shagged Me" is “The Spy Who Ejaculated on Me”


Fact Astudy suggests alcoholic students perform better in exams if they stay drunk while taking the test. truth study drunk and it helps you recall your drunken times.

Fact In 2007, West Scotland, a man was arrested for having sex with a bike in a hotel room.
Who called and reported him for banging a bicycle.?
Fact “One and only” was the name of a tortoise who lived through 3 centuries, born in 1750 and died in 2006, when it reached 250 years of age.

.

 

[MY3*VOLS]

I Fawked that quote up . Figure it out.

 

[DjCrenshaw]

Fact There is an alarm clock named SnūzNLūz which donates some of your funds to charity everytime you hit the Snooze.


Fact The original plot of the movie “the human centipede” was conceived by the director as ways to punish child molesters.

 

[JDogInDaHouse]

Fact- Observing a particle now, can change what happened to another one, in the past.

 

[DjCrenshaw]

Fact: the reality that you experiencing now, actually happened a few seconds ago, and your mind is just now catching up.

 

[JDogInDaHouse]

Fact: the reality that you experiencing now, actually happened a few seconds ago, and your mind is just now catching up.

So,we only perceive the past? Cool.

 

[JDogInDaHouse]

Fact- Humans are made of stardust. All the matter that makes up the human race could fit into one sugar cube.

 

[DjCrenshaw]

Fact: If all the humans on the planet were to stand side by side in one location, they could all fit in Los Angles

 

[JDogInDaHouse]

Fact- Perception itself is an illusory device, because we never perceive anything as it actually is.

 

[DjCrenshaw]

Fact: It is uncertain if my perception of colors words and other things are the same as yours

 

[The Ron Mexico]

Fact: jdog's perception is that of a butthurt **** licker.

 

[theFallGuy]

Fact: jdog's perception is that of a butthurt **** licker.

laffing

 

[DjCrenshaw]

Fact Crotch Crabs are about to be on the endangered species list.

Hurray!!!

 

[Spartacavolus]

Fact Crotch Crabs are about to be on the endangered species list.

Hurray!!!

I bet I could take them over to our old apt in woodmeade and reinvigorate the entire species

 

[Thrasher865]

Fact Crotch Crabs are about to be on the endangered species list.

Hurray!!!

Fact: DJ has started a crabs preserve in his pants to help the species reestablish its population.

 

[Behr]

Haha.

 

[DjCrenshaw]

Fact: DJ has started a crabs preserve in his pants to help the species reestablish its population.

Fact: Crabs don't like bald eagle eggs.

 

[JDogInDaHouse]

Fact: jdog's perception is that of a butthurt **** licker.

I laughed.

 

[DjCrenshaw]

Fact: There is one girl that is 20 years old, but has not aged or grown passed the size of a toddler.

 

[UTGnome]

Fact: Pics or it didn't happen.

You know better DJ.

 

[Thrasher865]

Lotta conjecture being passed off as fact in this hurr thread.