Awesome Facts Thread

[DjCrenshaw]

A pornstar named "Voodoo" made a porno while jumping from a plane and had sex in mid air.

 

[DjCrenshaw]

Sex burns around 360 calories and a real orgasm burns 112 calories while faking one burns 315.

 

[The Ron Mexico]

Fact: I once had sex in a school bus.

 

[BearCat204]

Fact: I once had sex in a school bus.

Fact: Having sex in a taco bell bathroom is awesomer than sex in a school bus

 

[The Ron Mexico]

Fact: Having sex in a taco bell bathroom is awesomer than sex in a school bus

Fact: I have had sex with a more than a ton of women. That is not to say "a lot of women". Rather, more than 2,000 lbs worth of separate women. I'll let you guys figure out how many actual women.

 

[DjCrenshaw]

Fact: I recieved oral favors in a church parking lot at Carson Newman.


Double Fact: I think I'm going to hell.

 

[DjCrenshaw]

Fact: I have had sex with a more than a ton of women. That is not to say "a lot of women". Rather, more than 2,000 lbs worth of separate women. I'll let you guys figure out how many actual women.

5 really big women


Fact

 

[The Ron Mexico]

Fact: I recieved oral favors in a church parking lot at Carson Newman.


Double Fact: I think I'm going to hell.

Oral is busch league.

 

[DjCrenshaw]

Oral is busch league.

I had sex in the parking lot area of cotton eye joes. It was hard to do with that guy on a horse walking around.

 

[Panthro]

Oral is busch league.

how about oral at Busch Gardens?

 

[BearCat204]

how about oral at Busch Gardens?

he prefers anal at Olive Garden

 

[DjCrenshaw]

A very rare condition known as Hematidrosis takes place when a person faces extreme levels of stress. This results in the sweating of blood!

 

[DjCrenshaw]

The original name of colour orange was Geoluhread and later people started calling it Orange after the fruit.

 

[Spartacavolus]

i had sex on the top of an elementary school with my now wife when we were home from college and didn't realize my azz was on fiberglass or something.

And I also have the baddest avi in town

 

[Spartacavolus]

I had sex in the parking lot area of cotton eye joes. It was hard to do with that guy on a horse walking around.

I bet. I assume he used the stirrups?

 

[DjCrenshaw]

I bet. I assume he used the stirrups?

I probably could of worded that better, but yes and he kept insisting I slapped his ass. Kept falling off the horse.

 

[Aavoxx]

IHOP parking lot. I win.

 

[Spartacavolus]

IHOP parking lot. I win.

portuguese scrambled eggs?

 

[Unknown Muppet]

IHOP parking lot. I win.

One legged waitress?

 

[DjCrenshaw]

The only two bodily responses that can not be controlled by us once started are sneezes and orgasms.

 

[Panthro]

.28% of all Jenga games played each year in the US are played on September 11.

 

[mcompton]

.28% of all Jenga games played each year in the US are played on September 11.

Lol...wow

 

[Aavoxx]

portuguese scrambled eggs?

I imagine most Portuguese women would be hot.

One legged waitress?

Pffft. Negative. Her rack was unreal.

 

[DjCrenshaw]

Fact: Hitler became a vegitarian after seeing one of his gf's autopcies after she committed suicide.

 

[Spartacavolus]

damn Crenshaw did you just have a stroke?