Auburn coach out?

reminds me of the this Bill Burr line from his classic bit "An Epidemic of Gold Digging Whores" (I encourage you to look it up and watch the video)

Quote by Bill Burr: Some guy workin’ at Home Depot, he wants to **** just as many women as a celebrity. But he can’t do it, because whores don’t care about lumber.... | SComedy
Yeah, I thought of that when typing and had to remove the line about us not knowing the temptation famous people face because it didn't seem like an original thought, but I wanted to 🤣
 
Words of a dude who’s never enjoyed a happy marriage
I’ve had it both ways now. And let me say there’s no excuse for infidelity period morally, I know that. That said it’s a lot easier for a man to cheat physically or mentally if they’re not satisfied at home bc the woman tries to use sex as a weapon. Life is hard, relationships are hard; try not to make either harder on your spouse.
 
Words of a dude who’s never enjoyed a happy marriage
You made that up.15 years and better every day. I can control my impulses, but that is not as common as it should be. I haven't stepped out, but know plenty in my circle and out of it that have and do. Let alone all the news you hear about concerning affairs with celebrities all the time. If you trying to swipe at my marriage makes you feel better about yourself, then you do you, but you are ignorant A.F. concerning my household.
 
You made that up.15 years and better every day. I can control my impulses, but that is not as common as it should be. I haven't stepped out, but know plenty in my circle and out of it that have and do. Let alone all the news you hear about concerning affairs with celebrities all the time. If you trying to swipe at my marriage makes you feel better about yourself, then you do you, but you are ignorant A.F. concerning my household.
Good to know you’re blessed with a happy marriage. Idk that the comment was meant to hit that personal honestly but I can see why you would take offense. I think if you reread your post you can also see why the guy posted that bc most people in a monogamous, happy marriage don’t say “dudes don’t say no to new ass”. Jmo
 
I waste a lot of time, and during some of that wastage I noticed on the Auburn forum they decided that the offense shall not be named, the young lady shall not be named, deleted their original thread, and they have a 125+ page thread
 
Words of a dude who’s never enjoyed a happy marriage
Or someone who should never get married in the first place. That’s why over 50% end in divorce. A lot of people aren’t ready for the commitment and never will be.
 
You made that up.15 years and better every day. I can control my impulses, but that is not as common as it should be. I haven't stepped out, but know plenty in my circle and out of it that have and do. Let alone all the news you hear about concerning affairs with celebrities all the time. If you trying to swipe at my marriage makes you feel better about yourself, then you do you, but you are ignorant A.F. concerning my household.
You need to clarify “most dudes”. If they are single, I got no issue with that. Knock out as much as you can. If you are talking married men, sorry but that dog won’t hunt. If a married guy won’t “turn down new stuff”, then he doesn’t need to be married. If he ain’t ready for the commitment and hard work, stay single.
 
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