Atomic diarrhea vs Uncontrollable Vomitting

[NEO]

If you had to have one for 48 hours straight which would you pick and why?

 

[GAVol]

I've got to go with option #1 which is #2. Projectile vomit is just never an option you want to consider.

 

[joeydupree]

I want to see what Billy says first.

 

[GAVol]

There's nothing in here about making love to someone while doing either. Doubt Billy will show his face in this thread.

 

[superdave1984]

There's nothing in here about making love to someone while doing either. Doubt Billy will show his face in this thread.

Wait, he may do both in the sink.

 

[milohimself]

Hope that's a big sink.

I went with option 2. Gives you plenty of reading time, and opportunities to light a bunch of matches.

 

[CountVolcula]

I'd much rather have the screamin craps than throw up my shoes.

 

[GASOUTHERNVOL]

Plenty of quality thinking time. With the invention of the ipad, you can do virtually anything while you are dropping the kids off at the pool. The worst part of that though is if your leg falls asleep.
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[vader]

VN: Answering life's big questions.

 

[milohimself]

Quit mucking up this quality thread with your snarky remarks.

 

[CountVolcula]

Plenty of quality thinking time. With the invention of the ipad, you can do virtually anything while you are dropping the kids off at the pool. The worst part of that though is if your leg falls asleep.
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I refer to it as "releasing the hostages"

 

[joeydupree]

The worst part of that though is if your leg falls asleep.
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Monkey butt would be the worst part.

 

[utvolpj]

easily handled

 

[Daddy Gee]

def blowing mud over vomiting .. I have this fear of ending up like morrison or mama cass ..

 

[hmanvolfan]

Quit mucking up this quality thread with your snarky remarks.

I don't understand why we can't have more threads of this caliber around here.

 

[TEX_VOLFAN]

This thread smells like shiz!!!

 

[heartvols]

*sheet

 

[volger]

Crossword puzzles at the ready. Give me the shiz any day.

 

[mch317]

Midfielder10 pm'ed me and told me you don't have his option listed ... 'in the outbox'

Oh, and I will definitely take the swamp azz. At least you can still entertain yourself.

 

[rbroyles]

A recent study indicates diarrhea is hereditary. I guess that is because it runs in your jeans.

 

[miamicane]

i had both once...i got dehydrated bad

 

[ATLVOL84]

swamp a$$ is the worst.... espcially when its hot outside... I'd rather have mud butt though. I can still sit on the throne and post.

 

[OrangeWilly]

I need clarification before I decide.

Is this regular diarrhea or is this tobasco hot, singe your bung hole hairs diarrhea. I ate some thai food once and I swear I thought I was going to need a skin graft.

I can handle upchuck as long as its not after I have consumed Taco Bell.

 

[VIF]

easily handled

I actually have this product. It was given to me because I had a boat with the same name.

 

[Zasnow]

I literally laughed out loud when I read the title of this thread. I would take mudd butt for days over vomiting.