Ask Thrasher anything....

[Orangeslice13]

*tu

 

[VIF]

*two

 

[Thrasher865]

Thrasher, have I made to many threads for you?

I will say, and I think the rest of the zone will agree, you can never be subjected to two much Thrasher.

 

[Georgia Peach]

Thrasher,

What is the difference between to, two, and too?

 

[theFallGuy]

Thrasher, u arent supp to post during work hours.

 

[Thrasher865]

Thrasher,

What is the difference between to, two, and too?

They are similar. All derived from the same word. It just depends what dialect you speak as too which one you favor.

Too is generally used in the north two the Midwest, with more of an Irish Catholic background.

To comes from the mountain folk of East TN, West Carolinas and North GA. Too was two hard to spell, so they shortened it.

Two comes from the Southwest. They were to astupid too understand why we didn't have a u in the word tu, so they added a double-u to spite us.

 

[Thrasher865]

Thrasher, u arent supp to post during work hours.

:glare:

 

[UTGnome]

They are similar. All derived from the same word. It just depends what dialect you speak as too which one you favor.

Too is generally used in the north two the Midwest, with more of an Irish Catholic background.

To comes from the mountain folk of East TN, West Carolinas and North GA. Too was two hard to spell, so they shortened it.

Two comes from the Southwest. They were to astupid too understand why we didn't have a u in the word tu, so they added a double-u to spite us.

seems legit

 

[Georgia Peach]

Gee, I'm so glad this thread is here. I can learn everything from this very thread.

 

[Thrasher865]

Keep 'em coming. I get paid per question, not hourly.

 

[theFallGuy]

Thrasher, where have all the cowboys gone?

 

[Thrasher865]

Thrasher, where have all the cowboys gone?

There's been a homosexuality epidemic amongst the cowboys. They have had trouble keeping their population up, because they cannot reproduce.

 

[Thrasher865]

Don't worry, Chik Fil A is working hard to develop a cure.

 

[rockytop114]

thrash

whatcha goin to do when the mexico runs wild on you boi!!!!!!!!!

 

[HOAV]

What is this place?

 

[xJesusx56]

Am I going to pass my math test tomorrow?

 

[Thrasher865]

thrash

whatcha goin to do when the mexico runs wild on you boi!!!!!!!!!

Are you talking about Taco Bell? I don't eat that crap anymore.

 

[Thrasher865]

What is this place?

This is the compendium of all the zone's knowledge. I have it stored inside my brain, and this thread is how you all gain access to it.

 

[Thrasher865]

Am I going to pass my math test tomorrow?

You are going to pass it, but it ain't gonna be pretty.

 

[theFallGuy]

Is my internet going to work after I swap out a modem at comcast?

 

[Thrasher865]

Is my internet going to work after I swap out a modem at comcast?

There's your problem.

No.

Your internet will not ever work again, ever.

 

[VolFan32]

Is my internet going to work after I swap out a modem at comcast?

No. Comcast sucks.

 

[Georgia Peach]

Compendium

 

[xJesusx56]

You are going to pass it, but it ain't gonna be pretty.

Ill take that.

 

[Thrasher865]

Compendium

What'd I say?