Ask Ron Mexico Anything, Except For Life Advice

[Thrasher865]

Just step right up to the booth and insert a quarter into his slot.

 

[Thrasher865]

Ron, why does it hurt when you're not near?

 

[The Ron Mexico]

Dammit Thrasher. This had better work out.

 

[OrangeEmpire]

Why r u ashamed to be white

 

[TEX_VOLFAN]

Ron has a slot?

 

[OrangeEmpire]

Ron has a slot?

Man boobs or plumbers crack?

 

[Scotty's Flat Top]

3*

 

[The Ron Mexico]

Ron, why does it hurt when you're not near?

Because your not feeling the omnipotent presence of the VN Jesus. You shall hurt no more.

 

[OrangeEmpire]

Because your not feeling the omnipotent presence of the VN Jesus. You shall hurt no more.

demigod?

 

[The Ron Mexico]

Why r u ashamed to be white

I'm not ashamed. I give the people what they want. I am a man of the people.

 

[TEX_VOLFAN]

Man boobs or plumbers crack?

Maybe both?

 

[PoochPunt3rdDown]

Ron. How did I get to be so much cooler than you?

 

[OrangeEmpire]

I'm not ashamed. I give the people what they want. I am a man of the people.

So u r democrat and have no moral fiber?

 

[The Ron Mexico]

demigod?

No, just a regular one.

 

[OrangeEmpire]

Ron. How did I get to be so much cooler than you?

u put out

 

[The Ron Mexico]

Ron. How did I get to be so much cooler than you?

Because my radness/coolness cannot be measured. It's like trying to tell a rose, "hey, quit being a rose for a minute".

 

[OrangeEmpire]

Really........radness..........u have the kid n play box cut freak

 

[The Ron Mexico]

So u r democrat and have no moral fiber?

A two part question. The answers are, in NO PARTICULAR ORDER, yes and no. It's up to you to figure out which answer applies to each question.

 

[OrangeEmpire]

A two part question. The answers are, in NO PARTICULAR ORDER, yes and no. It's up to you to figure out which answer applies to each question.

U r a flaming freedom hating govt lovin liberal

 

[The Ron Mexico]

Really........radness..........u have the kid n play box cut freak

No, Freak does not have the box cut.

 

[possumslayer]

Why did your dad breast feed you?
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[The Ron Mexico]

Why did your dad breast feed you?
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1979, next question.

 

[PoochPunt3rdDown]

Ron. I might have asked this before, but why do birds suddenly appear every time you are near?

 

[possumslayer]

do you feel like this thread will haunt you the rest of your life?
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[The Ron Mexico]

do you feel like this thread will haunt you the rest of your life?
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Because it will.