Ask Ron Mexico Anything, Except For Life Advice

[possumslayer]

Are NASCAR drivers athletes? & Are any of them gay?
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[The Ron Mexico]

Ron. Do you celebrate Black Friday?

Yes, in the Mc...errr...Mexico household every Friday is black Friday. We sit outside Wal Mart every Thursday nite hoping for the manager to feel sorry for us and give us some free stuff.

 

[The Ron Mexico]

Are NASCAR drivers athletes? & Are any of them gay?
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No, they are not athletes. Racing is a skill, not a sport. As far as gay goes, I would say no. They are all very, very manly. Especially that whole Hendrick Team. A little too manly maybe.

 

[TNVolGirl]

Ron,

Why are dolphins so freaking cute?

Do you think I could keep one in my bathtub as a pet?

 

[The Ron Mexico]

Ron,

Why are dolphins so freaking cute?

it's because they're long, slender, slick fallic shaped mammals. You have a penis fascination.

Do you think I could keep one in my bathtub as a pet?

Yes. I can't think of anything that would go wrong with that.

 

[Scotty's Flat Top]

Mods. Sticky. Thread. Make it happen.

 

[TNVolGirl]

Yes. I can't think of anything that would go wrong with that.

Sweet!!! Does anyone know of a reputable Dolphin Adoption website? So many are nothing more than tuna farms...

 

[dembewbs]

yu wanna adopt a dolphin

 

[The Ron Mexico]

Sweet!!! Does anyone know of a reputable Dolphin Adoption website? So many are nothing more than tuna farms...

I know a black market dolphin guy. Post your e-mail address and I'll give it to him.

 

[dembewbs]

ron,

why do chicks like kisses on there foreheads? why such a big deal? TIA

 

[The Ron Mexico]

ron,

why do chicks like kisses on there foreheads? why such a big deal? TIA

They like someone to kiss them on the forehead because it shows you are taller (and therefore more awesome) and broads like to be dominated.

 

[dembewbs]

ok welp im a tall mofo with a giant schlong so that's y da ladies luv foteen

 

[The Ron Mexico]

ok welp im a tall mofo with a giant schlong so that's y da ladies luv foteen

.....Drano.....

 

[dembewbs]

fo sho

 

[dembewbs]

ron,

if your fingering a girl on her period and you're caught....is that the true definition of being caught red handed?

 

[The Ron Mexico]

ron,

if your fingering a girl on her period and you're caught....is that the true definition of being caught red handed?

The saying "caught red handed" was born from an old German tale of teenage love gone awry. Yes, a menstrual cycle was involved.

 

[dembewbs]

ok.

ron,

Will you be my wing man?

 

[The Ron Mexico]

Will you be my wing man?

No, Ron Mexico is no one's wing man. I'm the Main Event.

 

[dembewbs]

no.

ron,

who's your daddy?

 

[The Ron Mexico]

who's your daddy?

Mr. Mexico.

 

[GBO18]

Ron, does bewbs really think he is funny?

 

[The Ron Mexico]

Ron, does bewbs really think he is funny?

Yes, he really does. We shouldn't make fun if the mentally challenged though. It's not their fault. 14s' mom forgot to make him wear his helmet yesterday at dinner and he stabbed himself with a plastic spork. A pretty nasty cut on the side of his head.

 

[dembewbs]

No I am funny


Signed,
Jeff Dunham

 

[The Ron Mexico]

No I am funny
Signed,
Jeff Dunham

You are equally as funny as Jeff Dunham.

 

[dembewbs]

ron,

why does GBO have so much hatred in his soul for me?