Ask Ron Mexico Anything, Except For Life Advice II

[Tin Man]

So, @Weezer, you think Burger King will open in North Korea featuring flame broiled horse meat burger for the Illustrious Leader?

 

[Weezer]

So, @Weezer, you think Burger King will open in North Korea featuring flame broiled horse meat burger for the Illustrious Leader?

In Korea, it would most likely be dog meat.

 

[Behr]

Tha hale you talkin bout?

Never mind. I seen wut up. Lulz.

 

[Unknown Muppet]

The original 4 were Scotty, Thrasher, 95 and Ron.

By the end, there were 10 or 12. Hell, they even let Russ in.

The week they let Russ in was awful in so many ways.

 

[Tin Man]

@The Ron Mexico, when you coming back to VN?

 

[Unknown Muppet]

TRM only shows himself when the need is high and the end is nigh. Until then, we must carry on in his honor.

 

[barknoxbrawler]

Why do I have to fart as soon as I stand up out of bed everyday? I’m hoping The can answer and from a strict experience not perspective.

 

[The Ron Mexico]

I’ve been out of the country for a month and then been trying to get caught back up at work. I’m now ready to save VN again.

 

[Behr]

About damn time.

 

[joevol33]

Back on Volnation on the same day we begin the season with a new coach? Coincidence? I think not, it's a sign! Boom.

 

[The Ron Mexico]

Why do I have to fart as soon as I stand up out of bed everyday? I’m hoping The can answer and from a strict experience not perspective.

You eat too much gassy food. Stop going to Weigel's every day and picking up a half-dozen burritos and diet mountain dews on your way home from the bar/baitshop.

 

[The Ron Mexico]

As a sign of good will everyone gets "likes" today.

 

[The Ron Mexico]

@The Ron Mexico, when you coming back to VN?

Today.

 

[The Ron Mexico]

@The Ron Mexico, are you coming back during the football season?

Yes. This is the time of year I am needed most.

 

[hmanvolfan]

Welcome back my old friend. I wasn’t around here for a few months myself.

 

[The Ron Mexico]

Ron,

How would you fix the @alert malfunction?

Asking for a friend.

One of the mods (prolly volly) was probably eating powdered donuts with chocolate milk while standing over the commodore 64 that serves as the current server. No food in the server room.

Or a rat chewed thru some wires.

 

[The Ron Mexico]

Welcome back my old friend. I wasn’t around here for a few months myself.

Well, welcome back then. I hope you are feeling good.

 

[The Ron Mexico]

Ron, for when you eventually return, I'm not sure I like this new format. I don't do well with change. Is it okay to use this as an excuse to ask my doctor for Xanax?

Yes. I'll vouch for you if you'll split with me.

 

[hmanvolfan]

One of the mods (prolly volly) was probably eating powdered donuts with chocolate milk while standing over the commodore 64 that serves as the current server. No food in the server room.

Or a rat chewed thru some wires.

First lulz of the triumphant return to VN duty.

 

[The Ron Mexico]

Who's gonna say no to this?

That one looks delicious.

 

[hmanvolfan]

Well, welcome back then. I hope you are feeling good.

Thanks. I’m zooming around all over the place behind my trusty walker. Now if I could put some meat on my bird legs errthang will be copacetic.

 

[The Ron Mexico]

Thanks. I’m zooming around all over the place behind my trusty walker. Now if I could put some meat on my bird legs errthang will be copacetic.

You should take 95's scooter. He'll never be able to chase you.

 

[hmanvolfan]

You should take 95's scooter. He'll never be able to chase you.

Thinking about getting one with a 454 Chevy engine in it.

 

[Weezer]

@The Ron Mexico

I'm glad you're back. I knew you wouldn't miss football season. I'm just sad you haven't been able to bring peace to the Korean peninsula. I'm sure, somehow, it's 95's fault.

 

[The Ron Mexico]

@The Ron Mexico

I'm glad you're back. I knew you wouldn't miss football season. I'm just sad you haven't been able to bring peace to the Korean peninsula. I'm sure, somehow, it's 95's fault.

I did the best I could. But they don’t love McDonald’s and Nike enough.