Ask Hobock dumbass qwestions Thread.

[Hobock]

The +14 thing came from me doing play by play of a tenn basketball game.

Damn, I'm slippin. Bumpity bump.

 

[95 Vol Alum]

The +14 thing came from me doing play by play of a tenn basketball game.

This.

 

[The Internet]

Where did "Moby Dick" come from?

Moby Dick

There was a thread (don't remember the topic but it may have been favorite movie) where every other answer was Moby Dick. That soon became a default answer.

I blame Souce and Hobobock.

Moby Dick

Ostrich?

Emu

 

[The Internet]

Is it true cannibals don't eat clowns because they taste funny?

 

[The Internet]

What is the speed of dark?

 

[Toujours Pret]

What's the best way to get away with groping women in the grocery checkout line?

 

[Hobock]

What's the best way to get away with groping women in the grocery checkout line?

The old reach around for the mine/yours grocery divider stick. She'll never see it coming.

 

[Hobock]

What is the speed of dark?

The Steven Wright schtick is solid but leaves me nowhere to go. Carry on.

 

[95 Vol Alum]

Hobobock,

What is your favorite beer?

 

[Hobock]

Hobobock,

What is your favorite beer?

I mostly swap around Bud products. I like Bud Select, Bud Ice, Bud Light.

I started testing a few high-octane beers recently. Werewolf is my favorite.

 

[95 Vol Alum]

Is your hair perfect now?

 

[Slydell]

Hobock, have you noticed an increase in ignorant, dumb and just plain stupid posters the past year? Or, is it just my imagination?

 

[The Ron Mexico]

Hobock, have you noticed an increase in ignorant, dumb and just plain stupid posters the past year? Or, is it just my imagination?

Just your imagination.

Now on to my question.

Hobock,
What is your favorite movie that includes a nude scene by a grown man?

 

[rockytop114]

Hoghay , says broke back mountain

 

[Hobock]

Is your hair perfect now?

Yes. It looks like my avy's helmet.

 

[Hobock]

Hobock, have you noticed an increase in ignorant, dumb and just plain stupid posters the past year? Or, is it just my imagination?

It's not your imagination. The level of dumb on here has made me stupider.

 

[Hobock]

Just your imagination.

Now on to my question.

Hobock,
What is your favorite movie that includes a nude scene by a grown man?

Bucky Larson:Born To Be A Star

 

[volfan6782]

Hobock,
Is Santa real?

Thanks in Advance,

 

[Hobock]

Hobock,
Is Santa real?

Thanks in Advance,

Yes, but this is another example of how Affirmative Action is a miserable failure.

 

[rockytop114]

It's not your imagination. The level of dumb on here has made me stupider.

the smeller is the feller

 

[rockytop114]

generation X

 

[Hobock]

Bumpskies. We are still alive, mofos!

 

[The Ron Mexico]

Why didn't we all die in a fiery, painful explosion?

 

[Hobock]

Why didn't we all die in a fiery, painful explosion?

3 possibilities...

#1. Because Bruce Willis is a VFL.

#2. Star Wars (Reagan not Lucas). Expect the FEMA release in a theater near you in early 2014.

#3. The weight of the Volnation Coaching Rumor and Speculation Thread offset the polar shift, therefore saving the wurld.

 

[The Ron Mexico]

3 possibilities...

#1. Because Bruce Willis is a VFL.

#2. Star Wars (Reagan not Lucas). Expect the FEMA release in a theater near you in early 2014.

#3. The weight of the Volnation Coaching Rumor and Speculation Thread offset the polar shift, therefore saving the wurld.

#3 is a real possibility.