Ask Behr anything food related thread

[VOLtownUSA]

Dammit. Hman and VIF show up just as I'm about to put my Asian neighbor in the wicker chair and take her for a spin. Guess she'll have to wait.

hmy:

 

[Behr]

Is that one of dem sex chairs with no seat that hangs from da ceiling by ropes that you can pull up and down while spinning?

Yep!

AIFY

 

[Behr]

hmy:

What? She is.

 

[VIF]

Dammit. Hman and VIF show up just as I'm about to put my Asian neighbor in the wicker chair and take her for a spin. Guess she'll have to wait.

Good call. nobody likes a sticky "space bar" lol:

 

[VOLtownUSA]

What? She is.

I'm jelli she got a little sis you could hook me up with?

 

[vol_in_ar]

I was ready to kill when the 21 lobster tails, 21 Filets and 5 lbs of asparagus went on with the same shat. After I finished, I actually went outside thinking I was gonna throw up.

now that's a party...
Bacon Wrapped Shrimp, Lobster, and Filet...

sounds like you survived

 

[Behr]

Good call. nobody likes a sticky "space bar" lol:

Space bar? I'm gonna have to paint.

I'm jelli she got a little sis you could hook me up with?

She is the little sister.

now that's a party...
Bacon Wrapped Shrimp, Lobster, and Filet...

sounds like you survived

I did. It was rough at times but it was so much fun.

 

[VOLtownUSA]

She is the little sister.

Oh well lol. I'll have to go find my own then

 

[Behr]

VIF....you better let us know before you leave!

 

[hmanvolfan]

VIF....you better let us know before you leave!

He could pass out at any time. How can you give notice on that shat?

 

[Behr]

He could pass out at any time. How can you give notice on that shat?

Care to explain?

 

[hmanvolfan]

Care to explain?

That's all I got bro.

 

[Behr]

That's all I got bro.

Haha. I've gotta go let my neighbors dog out, and Behr. I'll be back in about 15 but if you and/or VIF have gone....I enjoyed your company and will see you later!


:hi:

 

[farmersdaughter]

Thank you volly and behr. Sorry I hadnt replied, I wrote it on my list to get both so I could make it both ways (then feed whichever one I didnt like to the wild critters lol)

 

[vollygirl]

Thank you volly and behr. Sorry I hadnt replied, I wrote it on my list to get both so I could make it both ways (then feed whichever one I didnt like to the wild critters lol)

Sounds like a good plan!

 

[Behr]

Thank you volly and behr. Sorry I hadnt replied, I wrote it on my list to get both so I could make it both ways (then feed whichever one I didnt like to the wild critters lol)

I would suggest making it the way volly said. Get the sriracha tho, experiment with before you use it in anything.

 

[jhen713]

Behr, not sure when I'm gonna buy one but I want to get your thoughts on a standing rib roast. I want to fix it like prime rib. I had thought about putting it in the smoker for a bit then finishing it off in the oven. Any ideas or tips?

 

[Behr]

Wasabi Jhen!!!

Yeah man I got some ideas I'd love to share with you. Want to do this now or wait until you are ready to cook it?

 

[jhen713]

:hi:we can wait. It'll prob be a month or so till I feel comfortable enough. Just wanted to give you a heads up.

 

[Behr]

O-tay. Just let me know before you decide to cook it, there might be a couple of small things you will need that you might not have. Fresh Rosemary, Fresh Garlic, Red Wine, Unflavored dental floss and fresh Thyme.

 

[jhen713]

Got it. On a side note; I just made me a pineapple sammich on an everything thin bagel. Not bad at all.

 

[Behr]

You and those pineapple sammiches. Did you ever try a version of the California Jhen? I can't remember.

 

[Behr]

Oh, and what is an "everything thin bagel" ?

 

[vollygirl]

Craving something hot.

 

[jhen713]

No, I need to. I printed it out somewhere. Mama surprised me with the pineapple when she ran to the store just before Christmas. I cut it Wed afternoon. Got enough for 1 more sammich.