Ask Behr anything food related thread

[Behr]

Fair enough.

 

[Behr]

I love garlic!

 

[joevol33]

I love garlic!

Me too! We use it on almost every meat. I wouldn't make it as a vampire!

 

[Behr]

Yeah, vampires ain't real.

 

[joevol33]

Yeah, vampires ain't real.

You never have seen lost boys obviously!😜😜😜

 

[Behr]

If I'd seen them, either they weren't lost, or I was too.

 

[joevol33]

Funny enough, there is a new guy at the gym who could pass for a vampire wannabe.

 

[Behr]

What does a wannabe vampire look like?

Hot pizza with cold ugly tomato slices on top......ftw.

 

[joevol33]

Pale, long black hair, gothic clothes. His face just had the look of like one of the ones in underworld.

 

[malinoisvol]

I ate so much garlic while I was in Korea, my wife had a tough time being around me for a couple weeks when I got back to the states. I'm sure me eating kimchi 4 times per week for a year didn't help much, either. Lol

ETA: Cabbage dish, not hooker. Haha

 

[hmanvolfan]

Rotten cabbage.

 

[malinoisvol]

Rotten cabbage.

It's good!

 

[MphsBlues]

Me too! We use it on almost every meat. I wouldn't make it as a vampire!

Or a zombie. And don't tell me THEY don't exist

 

[Tin Man]

Meat....
Meat....
Meat....
Meat!!!

 

[Tin Man]

Beast flesh!

 

[joevol33]

Or a zombie. And don't tell me THEY don't exist

Exactly

 

[Behr]

Bacon
Bacon
Bacon

Meat Candy

 

[Behr]

Or a zombie. And don't tell me THEY don't exist

Exactly

Stfu

 

[Behr]

Haha.

 

[Behr]

Rotten cabbage.

I had a BBQ stain on my white t-shirt
She was killin me in that mini skirt
Skippin rocks on the river by the railroad tracks
She had a suntan line and red lipstick
I worked so hard for that first kiss
And a heart don't forget.....somethin like that

 

[joevol33]

Bacon
Bacon
Bacon

Meat Candy

Mmmmmmm

 

[VolNExile]

Bacon
Bacon
Bacon

Meat Candy

Barbecued ribs with brown sugar, soy sauce, brown sugar, garlic, brown sugar (you add the rest)

* drools *

(day 3 of resumed no carb diet)

 

[Behr]

Enjoy your brown sugar ribs. Do you mix it with the garlic and soy, or just pile the garlic on and pour the sugar and soy on top and eat all of it with a spoon?

 

[MphsBlues]

Enjoy your brown sugar ribs. Do you mix it with the garlic and soy, or just pile the garlic on and pour the sugar and soy on top and eat all of it with a spoon?

Isn't one of the commandments that thou shall not eat ribs with a spoon?

 

[Behr]

Old Texan waitress in a hole in the wall diner... What don't you want?
Ranger...what do mean?

Waitress....I've been working here 44 years, ain't nobody order nothin but T-bone steak and baked potato. Assho, from New York ordered trout one time, we ain't got no gotdam trout. Either you don't want corn on the cob or you don't want the green beans, what don't you want?

Ranger....I don't want the green beans
Other Ranger....I don't want the green beans either

Waitress...2 T-bones medium rare

Other Ranger.... Can I get mine cook......

Waitress interrupts. ...that weren't no question


Edit: This was a scene in the movie Hell or High Water.