Ask Behr anything food related thread

[blupotato]

Just south of Kentucky

Literally just south of the border.

 

[MY3*VOLS]

3* - I have water, a pot, rigatoni, two tomatoes, capers, olive oil, a whole chicken breast and a six pack.

Should I actually cook the food or just drink my dinner?

Are you kidding? Raw chicken and beer is a great combo! Put the rest of that shat in the trash.

 

[Hobock]

Never owned a cock pot . That's for people who live in trailers. Put the food in and 10 hours later a fawking hot mess . Next question.

Ya fiyad. You got the first question wrong and are henceforth banished from any further comida advice. And may Behr have mercy on your soul.

 

[Hobock]

Thanks Lightning McQueen.

Boom?

 

[Unknown Muppet]

Are you kidding? Raw chicken and beer is a great combo! Put the rest of that shat in the trash.

Brilliant! Use the alcohol in the beer to disinfect the salmonella!

 

[MY3*VOLS]

Ya fiyad. You got the first question wrong and are henceforth banished from any further comida advice. And may Behr have mercy on your soul.

I try.

 

[MY3*VOLS]

Brilliant! Use the alcohol in the beer to disinfect the salmonella!

Yeah but light beer won't work. Need more alcohol content.

 

[Unknown Muppet]

Yeah but light beer won't work. Need more alcohol content.

Fully leaded beer of course.

 

[heartvols]

Dinners ready when the smoke alarm goes off.

 

[heartvols]

I'm joking. I know how to cook.

 

[Unknown Muppet]

Dinners ready when the smoke alarm goes off.

Hold up! That's not a kitchen timer. I'm so confused.

 

[Slydell]

Dinners ready when the smoke alarm goes off.

Also, breakfast. I tried that egg in a piece of toast thing, whatever it's called. Seems like my toast wants to burn black before the egg is ready.

 

[jhen713]

Nat loves 'em Sly. Calls 'em a bird in a basket. My wife has to scramble theirs though. I like mine fried over easy so it doesn't take long for my egg to get done.

 

[jhen713]

Also Sly, did you ever cook your butt?



Oh the things VIF could do with this post...

 

[Volz4lif3]

Nat loves 'em Sly. Calls 'em a bird in a basket. My wife has to scramble theirs though. I like mine fried over easy so it doesn't take long for my egg to get done.

Gonna try this.. Never done this thanks Sly

 

[Volz4lif3]

Also Sly, did you ever cook your butt?



Oh the things VIF could do with this post...

Tater came and got his meat I think...

 

[jhen713]

Gonna try this.. Never done this thanks Sly

Nat and my wife eat it with syrup. It's ok that way. I'm fine with mine the way it comes out of the pan.

 

[jhen713]

Tater came and got his meat I think...

Aaah, did he enjoy it?

 

[Volz4lif3]

Aaah, did he enjoy it?

He's gotta say so himself, not sure. Tater was Sly's meat delicious?

 

[jhen713]

He didn't share Sly's meat, he musta liked it.

 

[Volz4lif3]

He didn't share Sly's meat, he musta liked it.

He saved it all for himself...

 

[Slydell]

Nat loves 'em Sly. Calls 'em a bird in a basket. My wife has to scramble theirs though. I like mine fried over easy so it doesn't take long for my egg to get done.

Does she put a little butter in the pan or oil? I think my basic problem might have been that I started out with a piece of toast.

 

[Slydell]

Also Sly, did you ever cook your butt?



Oh the things VIF could do with this post...

Yeah. I think the meat turned out fine just didn't spice it up as much as I usually do. I'm going to do another one later this week. I used a shoulder.

 

[Slydell]

Gonna try this.. Never done this thanks Sly

I had never heard of it until someone mentioned it on here.

 

[Slydell]

Tater came and got his meat I think...

We met up after the game. Nice guy. He probably got tired of hearing me run my mouth.