Ask Behr anything about anything not related to food

[Souce]

@Behr
We are friends.
I've got your back,
And you have mine.
I'll help you out
Anytime!
To see you hurt,
To see you cry,
Makes me weep
And wanna die.
If you agree
To never fight,
It wouldn't matter
Who's wrong or right.
If a broken heart
Needs a mend,
I'll be right there
Till the end.
If your cheeks are wet
From drops of tears,
Don't worry,
Let go of your fears.
Hand in hand
Love is sent.
We'll be friends
Till the end!

 

[VolNExile]

@Behr
We are friends.
I've got your back,
And you have mine...

Is that anything like "the beast with two backs"?

 

[malinoisvol]

@Behr
I like @Behr 's butt and I can not lie
You other posters can't deny
That when @Behr comes in with a very witty post
And a round thing in my face
I get sprung

 

[Weezer]

Souce taking it to new levels.

 

[Orangeredblooded]

@Behr
We are friends.
I've got your back,
And you have mine.
I'll help you out
Anytime!
To see you hurt,
To see you cry,
Makes me weep
And wanna die.
If you agree
To never fight,
It wouldn't matter
Who's wrong or right.
If a broken heart
Needs a mend,
I'll be right there
Till the end.
If your cheeks are wet
From drops of tears,
Don't worry,
Let go of your fears.
Hand in hand
Love is sent.
We'll be friends
Till the end!

Now you are making it easy for him to be hard to get.

 

[Weezer]

@Souce needs to be chasing Behr around the FF.

 

[Souce]

@Souce needs to be chasing Behr around the FF.

@Behr needs to stop pouting and come back. I'm already trying to keep his food thread afloat.

 

[Weezer]

@Behr needs to stop pouting and come back. I'm already trying to keep his food thread afloat.

I question your resolve. An ode means sh@# if you're not willing to put in the work. Go get your man!

 

[95 Vol Alum]

 

[Souce]

FU @Behr! We don't need you in the zone anyway! You're no better than Dan!

 

[volfanbill]

FU @Behr! We don't need you in the zone anyway! You're no better than Dan!

Did someone actually believe @Behr was better than @dan4vols?

 

[Weezer]

Play him some Barry White. Barry White is a panty dropper.

 

[VolNExile]

@Behr

 

[Type Orange+]

@Behr
We are friends.
I've got your back,
And you have mine.
I'll help you out
Anytime!
To see you hurt,
To see you cry,
Makes me weep
And wanna die.
If you agree
To never fight,
It wouldn't matter
Who's wrong or right.
If a broken heart
Needs a mend,
I'll be right there
Till the end.
If your cheeks are wet
From drops of tears,
Don't worry,
Let go of your fears.
Hand in hand
Love is sent.
We'll be friends
Till the end!

 

[Type Orange+]

@Behr needs to stop pouting and come back. I'm already trying to keep his food thread afloat.

 

[DD4ME]

Zoo
Shoo
Boo
Hoo
Who

Know
Grow
Show
Flow

Me
Be
Free

Two
Few

One

 

[DD4ME]

Boat
Moat

Row
Flow

Drift
Rift

Oar
Bore

Glide
Slide

There
Where

Win
Friend

 

[Type Orange+]

​

 

[508mikey]

 

[95 Vol Alum]

We got @DD4ME back, that might be an even trade.

 

[DD4ME]

 

[Tin Man]

Then one brawling Christmas Eve
Santa came to say
Behr with your ass so tight
Won't you lead my sleigh tonight?

Then all the reindeer blanched
They new Behr to be gassy
They didn't want flatulent Behr
To ever be in the lead

 

[volfanbill]

We got @DD4ME back, that might be an even trade.

If it were me, I’d put all this focus on getting Dan back. We can mold him into the poster we want. Behr doesn’t deserve you guys. Kick Behr to the curb for a newer model. Dan’s got way less mileage

 

[DD4ME]

Dan Dan he's our man
Bill can mold him and hold him
And admire his can

 

[Weezer]

This Dan obsession needs to end. Let's get @Behr back and keep @DD4ME and call it a day.