Ask Behr anything about anything not related to food

[theFallGuy]

Joe try marinating your cereal in Dales. Cook over high heat for 2 minutes each side

 

[95 Vol Alum]

Behr,

How do I make good guacamole?

 

[hmanvolfan]

@Behr would you make me some shrimps creole.

 

[Weezer]

@Behr What is the proper ratio of peanut butter to jelly on a PBJ sammich?

 

[Pepe_Silvia]

1:1 ratio obviously

 

[82_VOL_83]

Tell me something I didn't know. I'm at odds with quite a few of yo.., ahem, I mean a couple of posters.

No ma'am, not me. The posters on VN that are females that I am at odds with, know it. The ladies of the Zone are to be treated with respect...unless you get out of line then I call in souce.

 

[Weezer]

1:1 ratio obviously

Wrong! And you're not Behr!

 

[rocytop2624]

Short man syndrome?

They are going to make him prostate checker cause his whittle fingers.

 

[VolNExile]

No ma'am, not me. The posters on VN that are females that I am at odds with, know it. The ladies of the Zone are to be treated with respect...unless you get out of line then I call in souce.

And then we laugh at him?

 

[82_VOL_83]

And then we laugh at him? View attachment 259966

I'd rather you laugh @Souce than me.

 

[volfanbill]

Behr,

How do I make good guacamole?

@Behr would you make me some shrimps creole.

@Behr What is the proper ratio of peanut butter to jelly on a PBJ sammich?

@Behr you can ignore the Zone for the most part, but these are questions we need expert, Behr level answers to. I'm not sure any other VNer is qualified to answer these questions. And one of them is coming from H. You can't ignore H and be able to sleep at night.

 

[Pepe_Silvia]

Wrong! And you're not Behr!

He gone

 

[theFallGuy]

Behr,

How do I make good guacamole?

go purchase the fresh stuff from Las Delicias

 

[95 Vol Alum]

go purchase the fresh stuff from Las Delicias

My wife likes their stuff. I've never eaten there. Not down that way much.

 

[hmanvolfan]

go purchase the fresh stuff from Las Delicias

The question was how to make guacamole, not where to buy it already made. Reading comprehension is your friend.

 

[NorCalVol67]

The question was how to make guacamole, not where to buy it already made. Reading comprehension is your friend.

I don’t think reading comprehension and TFG have ever been friends.

 

[theFallGuy]

The question was how to make guacamole, not where to buy it already made. Reading comprehension is your friend.

no chit Sherlock. But why would I waste my time making it when someone else makes it better jack@ss. I've got better things to do then chop avacados all day

 

[theFallGuy]

My wife likes their stuff. I've never eaten there. Not down that way much.

cheapest beer pitchers in the city. You can get a pitcher of Dos Equis for about $8 I believe.

 

[Souce]

ERRBODY STOP BISHING!

 

[hmanvolfan]

no chit Sherlock. But why would I waste my time making it when someone else makes it better jack@ss. I've got better things to do then chop avacados all day

Then don’t respond to the querstion with an inappropriate answer sh*t for brains.

 

[hmanvolfan]

ERRBODY STOP BISHING!

Not today jack.

 

[theFallGuy]

Then don’t respond to the querstion with an inappropriate answer sh*t for brains.

I figured you would understand sarcasm but apparently you are incapable

 

[95 Vol Alum]

ERRBODY STOP BISHING!

You bishing about us bishing?

 

[VolNExile]

cheapest beer pitchers in the city. You can get a pitcher of Dos Equis for about $8 I believe.

Two things I’m grateful for:
- I couldn’t drink a pitcher of beer any more if my life depended on it, and
- this place is too far away for me to try.

 

[508mikey]

guacamole is puke