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With my wife at a prenatal appointment there is a couple who are expecting. This particular couple also have 2 small children who are running around in Alabama attire throughout the waiting room. I see this as Exhibit #3,000,000,000 as proof that the ignorant always procreate at a more rapid pace.



The sad part this is at a prominent office in Knoxville.

The even sadder part is the children have more teeth apiece than their parents combined. If only my BlackBerry had a camera. You can't make this stuff up.
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Lofton4Three said:
With my wife at a prenatal appointment there is a couple who are expecting. This particulare couple also have 2 small children who are running around in Alabama attire throughout the waiting room. I see this as Exhibit #3,000,000,000 as proof that the ignorant always procreate at a more rapid pace.



The sad part this is at a prominent office in Knoxville.

The even sadder part is the children have more teeth apiece than their parents combined. If only my BlackBerry had a camera. You can't make this stuff up.
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They're probably there for state-ordered sterilization.
 
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AMEN, my sister in law has 6 of them creatures, no job and her hubby is apart time postal worker....on top opf that she lectures my wife and I about 'financial freedom' when her parents foot the bill for EVERYTHING
 
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Lofton4Three said:
With my wife at a prenatal appointment there is a couple who are expecting. This particulare couple also have 2 small children who are running around in Alabama attire throughout the waiting room. I see this as Exhibit #3,000,000,000 as proof that the ignorant always procreate at a more rapid pace.



The sad part this is at a prominent office in Knoxville.

The even sadder part is the children have more teeth apiece than their parents combined. If only my BlackBerry had a camera. You can't make this stuff up.
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I totally understand. My former good friend who bleeds Crimson, brought his future 4th wife to meet me down here in Florida. After they invited us to the wedding,they then promptly got in a fist fight in my guest bathroom and bloodied up the walls and tore down the shower curtain. Damn, what a long drive back home to Bama after I kicked their arse out of my house. Idiots!
 
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Oh yeah I forgot. They still got married. Look for them on the next episode of COPS.
 
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Lofton4Three said:
With my wife at a prenatal appointment there is a couple who are expecting. This particulare couple also have 2 small children who are running around in Alabama attire throughout the waiting room. I see this as Exhibit #3,000,000,000 as proof that the ignorant always procreate at a more rapid pace.



The sad part this is at a prominent office in Knoxville.

The even sadder part is the children have more teeth apiece than their parents combined. If only my BlackBerry had a camera. You can't make this stuff up.
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This is 100% true. I work with people from all over the southeast around my age (24). Fans of pretty much all SEC schools. The Bammer was the first one to have kids.
 
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VOLracerx said:
AMEN, my sister in law has 6 of them creatures, no job and her hubby is apart time postal worker....on top opf that she lectures my wife and I about 'financial freedom' when her parents foot the bill for EVERYTHING
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Its nice to know that I am not the only one who has in laws like that.....
 
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The woman beater I spoke of has 8 yes 8 ankle biters from 3 different baby mommas.
 
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Lofton4Three said:
That is what has had me perplexed. Who let them in here? This place needs a bouncer.
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All we need is a toll booth at the state line that only accepts condoms. You can't pay what you don't have!
 
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Sounds like my recent visit to the local county fair. I saw a family of 4 who combined probably tipped the scales at about 1200 lbs, and between them they might have had enough teeth to eat pudding. And of course were all wearing skin tight clothes, cigs hanging from the mouths of the adults, snot running from the noses of the children and thank GOD I was upwind.
 
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VOL_in_Florida said:
More like.."Don't arrest him, I love him".:banghead2:
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No more like,
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She hit me first...
 
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things you might not want to ask them, because the answer may scare you.

1) Hey y'all brother and sister?
2) Bet you all have a double wide..
3) how many pairs of jorts you have....
 
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VOL_in_Florida said:
I totally understand. My former good friend who bleeds Crimson, brought his future 4th wife to meet me down here in Florida. After they invited us to the wedding,they then promptly got in a fist fight in my guest bathroom and bloodied up the walls and tore down the shower curtain. Damn, what a long drive back home to Bama after I kicked their arse out of my house. Idiots!
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:eek:lol:
 
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