Artificial Noise Makers?

[rocketskates]

Bring a fart machine to play for Saban

 

[MHS Rebel]

That Vandy thing is HIM, not a whistle.

 

[I Love Lamp]

The University of Tennessee reserves the right to examine the contents of any container brought into the stadium. To protect the safety of our fans, players, officials and staff, the following items are prohibited:

Alcoholic Beverages
Cans, Bottles, Coolers
Outside food, snacks, beverages
Radios without Headsets
Open Umbrellas
Video Cameras
Stadium seats with Arms
Weapons
Artificial Noisemakers

Please do not attempt to bring these or similar articles in the stadium. Items will not be stored at the gate and/or stadium for pickup after the game.

Since only "artificial" noisemakers are prohibited, try bringing in a natural noisemaker. A few possible options are:

• The loudest animal on earth is the sperm whale, which can produce a clicking sound up to 233 decibels. Scientists believe that the sperm whale’s head acts as a giant telegraph machine.
• The greater bulldog bat has a screech is 100 times louder than a rock concert. The greater bulldog bat has the highest sound frequency of all bat species, but it does not carry as well through the air as those with lower frequency screeches.
• Male howler monkeys have a deafening scream of up to 140 decibels, used to attract females or compete with other males.

You might be on to something here with the sperm whale idea. 3rd and 12 for Alabama and BAM out of nowhere a sperm whale gets all clicky on them. Nice element of surprise.

 

[Manchester Vol]

I am game with you! As long as I don't get tossed and just get it confiscated. If Miss. State can bring in cowbells why can't we bring in something similar? Any suggestions?

We’ve got an old dinner bell at granddads that I would hear clearly 1/4 mile away when in the woods. About the size of a cowboy hat.

 

[cardvolfan]

I’m thinking about an air horn or something stupid loud. I can probably stuff in my boots. I just don’t want to get thrown out

Air horns are prohibited.

 

[GTBATV]

 

[Jeff Clark]

Air horns are prohibited.

Orange Cowbells would be interesting

 

[VolJarhead]

Orange Cowbells would be interesting

We don't need more cowbell. We need more tennis balls and mustard. Range balls are pretty cheap by the bucket.

 

[beachvol23]

I want to hear the thunder from the upper deck again like when people used to stomp their feet! It’s been a while! Spread the word

 

[Volador]

Would I get thrown out for bringing in additional objects to make noise with? Or would they just get confiscated? I’m cool with the latter, I kind of want to set the noise record and see what we can get away with

Back in the 90s, I had two UT seat cushions, and when I popped them together correctly, it sounded like a gun going off. These two seat cushions, and am honestly not exaggerating, were pounded non stop during these memorable games:

Miracle at Notre Dame - sat in the middle of the UT section and beat the tar outta these puppies aaaallll day long. Well, long enough till wide right!!
UT at Syracuse - two bruiser Cuse fans wanted to kill me, and threatened me as such in the first half if I continued pounding these cushions. I relocated to our endzone w 5 minutes left and was right behind the winning field goal
Arkansas vs Vols - in that miserable weather, I was up on west side upper decks and a UT fan from 2 sections over visited me and asked if I was the guy at the Syracuse game. Told me to never stop slapping those cushions

So screw the cowbells, whistles, horns and bazookas. Buy two UT seat cushions and start pounding!!

 

[laroc99a]

Would I get thrown out for bringing in additional objects to make noise with? Or would they just get confiscated? I’m cool with the latter, I kind of want to set the noise record and see what we can get away with

I suggest bringing duck calls

 

[ENGRVOL]

Made soccer even worse than it already is at that World Cup.