Are You Smarter Than an Atheist?

#54
#54
That was disappointingly easy. I only had to guess on two, and I was pretty convinced they were right. They were, of course. I didn't miss any. Genius Agnostic Atheist right here, fellas.
 
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#55
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YorkVol said:
Atheists know what they know because they study the Bible et al so they can throw rocks at Christians and other religious folk.

Christians don't really study the Bible so much as just take about 10% of what they hear on Sunday or Wednesday. Plus they know what they know about Islam from watching Fox News cherry pick quotes from the Koran.

No one really knows what Hindus believe, unless they work in a large corporation with lots of Indians and are actually brave enough to ask them.

And almost everyone knows what they know about Buddhism by watching Kung Fu as a kid.
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Damn, you're good YorkVol. You must be one of those man about-town types.
 
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#57
MercyPercy said:
That was disappointingly easy. I only had to guess on two, and I was pretty convinced they were right. They were, of course. I didn't miss any. Genius Agnostic Atheist right here, fellas.
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You omitted braggart, blowhard and gator troll..😘
 
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FLVOL69 said:
You omitted braggart, blowhard and gator troll..😘
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#63
#63
YorkVol said:
Ah, but where and to whom?
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Haven't decided yet. Aphrodite and I are on good terms but she's going through some drama at the moment, Poseidon hasn't answered a single prayer since I peed in the ocean, Vishnu can't be too happy about my meatloaf dinner, everything I do and think is offensive to Yahweh, damn.

Sorry McDad, but you're on your own on this one.
 
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Deputy Fife said:
Haven't decided yet. Aphrodite and I are on good terms but she's going through some drama at the moment, Poseidon hasn't answered a single prayer since I peed in the ocean, Vishnu can't be too happy about my meatloaf dinner, everything I do and think is offensive to Yahweh, damn.

Sorry McDad, but you're on your own on this one.
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Perhaps you could give one of those pagan festivals a whirl for some quality prayer time. Lots of food and wine, too. Oh, and don't forget the orgies. Summer solstice coming in about 100 days.
 
#65
#65
I got 30, but I'm Southern Baptist so I feel like us and Chuch of Christ should be graded on a curve for not coming out the other side thinking the Earth is flat.
 
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Deputy Fife said:
Haven't decided yet. Aphrodite and I are on good terms but she's going through some drama at the moment, Poseidon hasn't answered a single prayer since I peed in the ocean, Vishnu can't be too happy about my meatloaf dinner, everything I do and think is offensive to Yahweh, damn.

Sorry McDad, but you're on your own on this one.
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Why would Poseidon be mad if you peed in the ocean? Where do you think he pees?
 
#68
#68
25. Humbling experience. I thought I knew more about other religions. Time to read a bit more and broaden my horizons of understanding.
 
#69
#69
Got 29. Missed catholic last supper...jewish sabbath starts on friday??? Is that at 1159pm? And whoever started the first great awakening. Had no idea on that 1. My world history teacher in hs was the greatest teacher i ever had. He covered all this stuff. He was a black guy that im 99percent sure was gay. Used to smoke cigs with him in the teachers lounge. He is dead sadly.

Edit *obligatory no homo
 
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McDad said:
Perhaps you could give one of those pagan festivals a whirl for some quality prayer time. Lots of food and wine, too. Oh, and don't forget the orgies. Summer solstice coming in about 100 days.
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Vernal equinox in a little over a week. C'mon there are aps for keeping track of orgy dates.
 
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Mtntrout said:
Vernal equinox in a little over a week. C'mon there are aps for keeping track of orgy dates.
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Dang it! No wonder I've been missing the best orgies. I didn't have the app.

Thx trout. You da real mvp.
 
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