One of the funniest things I've ever heard was Colin Cowherd back in October or November railing against anti-booing legislation because "The only people who don't get into a game enough to boo are UVA fans."
So he unloads this brilliant portrayal of UVA fans during a game; it was something to the effect of "Oh darn, I'm only two capers short of a cucumber sandwich. Oh, I know the boys are losing by 70, but I just have to enjoy the sporting effort. I don't have the heart to boo good ol' Carruthers."