Any good SC jokes????

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FLVOL69

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Well, it's sc week and theres no other coach i love to hate like the head cock himself the ole spurdog.I'll get the ball rolling with a joke fsu fan told me.Why does Spurrier wear avisor?To hide his circumsion scars:):):)GO VOLS
 
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GayCheerleadersGamecocks.jpg

clemson_south_carolina_brawl_medium.jpg

spurrier.jpg

gamecockuk.jpg

SC is so irrelevant that these are the only pictures I found in Google worth posting.
 
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Why did the South Carolina graduates party fail?

He lost the recipe for ice cubes.
 
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Q: What's the difference between the USC football team and a box of Rice Krispies?
A: Rice Krispies go in a bowl.
 
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Q: Did you hear about the SC athlete that won a Gold Medal at the Olympic game?
A: He was so proud of it that he had it bronzed!
 
#8
#8
South Carolina football seasons are like the Titanic trip-
Start off as a grand journey and end in a disaster!
 
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#9
Not that I am not enjoying these, but... here is a thought, type all of the ones you know in 1 post. :p
 
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#11
Q: How do you castrate an South Carolina football player?
A: You hit his sister in the jaw!
 
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#13
A Gamecock fan walks into a bar and orders a drink.
"Got any ID?" asks the bartender.
The South Carolinian replies, "About what?"


A penguin walks into a Columbia bar and asks the bartender, "Has my father been in here?"
The bartender says, "I don't know. What does he look like?"

A Fighting Cock coach maunders into a bar. The bartender says, "You're quite a celebrity around here. We've even got a bourbon named after you." The Gamecock coach says, "You got a whiskey named Steve?"

A Volunteer fan walks into a bar in Columbia and asks the bartender, "What's the quickest way to get to Knoxville?" "Are you walking or driving?" asks the barman. "Driving of course," says the Vol fan.
"That's the quickest way," says the South Carolinian.


A Volunteer fan goes into a Columbia bar where a South Carolina fan is sitting at a table playing poker, with his Game Cock hat on. The Vol fan sparks an interest and asks, "Is that Game Cock there playing five card stud?" And the bartender says, "Yeah, but he's not too smart. Whenever he has a good hand, he starts crowing like a rooster."

A Tennessee fan visiting his S.C. in-laws goes with them to a Christmas party in Columbia. A small nativity scene is in the living room, and the guy says, "That's a nice nativity scene. But how come the three wise men are all wearing firemen's hats?" The host says, "What the hell you MEAN? Why, it says right there in the Bible--the three wise men came from afar."


A Bammer with a elephant walks into a Columbia bar on game day. He says, "A beer for me and one for my elephant." And they stand around drinking for hours until the elephant passes out on the floor. The man pays the tab and gets up to leave. The bartender says, "Hey! You're not going to leave that lyin' on the floor, are you?" The Bammer says, "That's not a lion, it's a elephant."
 
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These are funny...but to me the biggest joke is when that rubber rooster emerges from the red shower curtain while the band plays the fanfare & the fans crow. :D
 
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feathersax said:
These are funny...but to me the biggest joke is when that rubber rooster emerges from the red shower curtain while the band plays the fanfare & the fans crow. :D
Click to expand...

oh i cant wait to see this live, im going to try to record it on my camera if im not laughing histerically.
 
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:lolabove:


A Bammer with a elephant walks into a Columbia bar on game day. He says, "A beer for me and one for my elephant." And they stand around drinking for hours until the elephant passes out on the floor. The man pays the tab and gets up to leave. The bartender says, "Hey! You're not going to leave that lyin' on the floor, are you?" The Bammer says, "That's not a lion, it's a elephant."[/QUOTE]
 
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A Gamecock fan vintriloquist with a rubber chicken walks into a Columbia bar. The chicken asks the bartender, "Has my father been in here?" The Columbia bartender says, "I don't know. What does he look like?"
 
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#21
Why does Steve. Spurior wear a visor?

To cover.his circumcision scares!
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#23
A Georgia, Florida and South Carolina student were all having lunch together on a bridge outside Columbia. The Georgia student opens his lunch box and says, "A hotdog again! If I have to eat one more hotdog I'm going to jump off this bridge!"
The Florida student then opens his lunch box and exclaims, "Salad again! If I have to eat salad one more time I'm going to jump too!"
Lastly the S.C. student opens his lunchbox and complains, "Peanut butter and jelly! If I get peanut butter and jelly one more time I'm going to end it all too!"
The next day the Georgia student finds another hotdog and jumps... the Florida student got salad again and threw himself off the bridge too... finally the S.C. student finds peanut butter and jelly again and jumps to his demise as well.
Later when the three mothers were grieving the Georgia mother cries, "If I had only known he didn't like hotdogs," and the Florida mother cried, "I thought salad was good for him." The S.C. mother then exclaimed, "I don't understand... he fixed his own lunch every day!"
 
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#24
Once upon a time a S.C. fan and a Tennessee fan were on a road trip and the S.C. felt the call of nature. The Tennessee fan pulled off the road and the S.C. ran into the brush. In a moment, the Tennessee fan hears a voice saying, "There is nothing back here to wipe with." The Tennessee fan replied, "Use some leaves or something." The S.C. says, "There's nothing in reach." So the Tennessee fan says "Have you got a dollar?" "I think so," says the Gamecock. In a few minutes, the Gamecock shows up at the car door with his hands covered with with you know what. The Tennessee fan says, "What happened? I thought you were going to use a dollar." The S.C. fan replied, "I did, but have you ever tried to wipe your butt with 3 quarters, 2 dimes and a nickel?"
 
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A UT med student was prepping a cadaver for class. He pulled the sheet back and noticed a cork in the cadaver's butt hole. Strange he thought so he pulled it out and out popped a rubber chicken and the cadavers butt started crowing. He hurried down the hall and got his professor and showed him what he'd found. His professor said, hell that ain't nothing, go to a game in Columbia and you'll hear 60,000 more a s s h o l e s saying the exact same thing!
 
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