Any chance Rod Wilks moves to LB?

#29
#29
HUD2000 said:
Well, it is a lesser known bit of Rod Wilks trivia that he is the only individual to win 4 consecutive gold medals in Olympic Pairs Figure Skating.
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pairs figure skating, as a single skater...a feat unmatched in the world of that sport
 
#31
#31
Would be nice if there could be a discussion about Wilks without all the tired jokes drowning out any real posts. I saw him playing at the last scrimage, and he laid the two biggest hits of the day. It would be interesting to hear some opinions his chances of helping us next season.
 
#32
#32
Wilks wouldn't move to linebacker. He'd glare at linebacker till linebacker moved to him out of sheer terror.
 
#33
#33
Dr Dread said:
Would be nice if there could be a discussion about Wilks without all the tired jokes drowning out any real posts. I saw him playing at the last scrimage, and he laid the two biggest hits of the day. It would be interesting to hear some opinions his chances of helping us next season.
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Good luck
 
#34
#34
Brian Boitano was allowed to watch each performance first hand and stated that "everyone in the international community agreed that Mr. Wilks moved with a power, grace, and dignity the likes of which cannot be taught...that the entire arena was privvy to a performance of celestial ability that, if only but for a brief moment, left the crowd feeling as if it had glimpsed into gates of heaven."

On a side note, the sight of Rod Wilks manhood in a leotard left women the first three rows and two male ushers pregnant.
 
#35
#35
The reason Rod Wilks skates solo in pairs figure skating competitions is that the first time he threw his partner in the air to complete a quadruple toe loop, it took paramedics two weeks to pry her out of the roof of the arena.
 
#36
#36
HUD2000 said:
Brian Boitano was allowed to watch each performance first hand and stated that "everyone in the international community agreed that Mr. Wilks moved with a power, grace, and dignity the likes of which cannot be taught...that the entire arena was privvy to a performance of celestial ability that, if only but for a brief moment, left the crowd feeling as if it had glimpsed into gates of heaven."

On a side note, the sight of Rod Wilks manhood in a leotard left women the first three rows and two male ushers pregnant.
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:lolabove:eek:mg!!!!! thats the best one i heard in awhile
 
#37
#37
Whereever he is currently we should leave him there because he's never going to develop if he's constantly moving around
 
#38
#38
Dr Dread said:
Would be nice if there could be a discussion about Wilks without all the tired jokes drowning out any real posts. I saw him playing at the last scrimage, and he laid the two biggest hits of the day. It would be interesting to hear some opinions his chances of helping us next season.
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all facts...Rod Wilks = serious bidness
 
#39
#39
Dr Dread said:
Would be nice if there could be a discussion about Wilks without all the tired jokes drowning out any real posts. I saw him playing at the last scrimage, and he laid the two biggest hits of the day. It would be interesting to hear some opinions his chances of helping us next season.
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Just the Mention of Rod Wilks on the field will help us next year. All the other teams fear the Man, the myth ,the legend. of Rod Wilks
 
#42
#42
Dr Dread said:
Would be nice if there could be a discussion about Wilks without all the tired jokes drowning out any real posts. I saw him playing at the last scrimage, and he laid the two biggest hits of the day. It would be interesting to hear some opinions his chances of helping us next season.
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Jokes??? Oh man, Rod have mercy on your soul:no:
 
#45
#45
Urinal Mint said:
Whereever he is currently we should leave him there because he's never going to develop if he's constantly moving around
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I think you're right dude. Rod Wilks won't be able to develop if they keep switching his position. BECAUSE ROD WILKS HAS NO ROOM FOR DEVELOPMENT. Seriously man, you need to think about what you say. And Rod Wilks wouldn't be a linebacker... The line would be a Rod Wilks fronter.
 
#46
#46
True story...... Back in his pop warner days, Rod Wilks started as linebacker. But in their first practice, Rod Wilks literally picked up the nosetackle and bowled him into the offensive line-causing a fumble which Rod Wilks returned for a touchdown. However, the runningback was injured so severely that even when Rod Wilks came to visit him 5 weeks later, the sheer miracle of the kid awakening from a coma was overshadowed by his apparent demon possession. Luckily for them, Rod Wilks was an ordained minister.
 
#47
#47
Squoshua17 said:
True story...... Back in his pop warner days, Rod Wilks started as linebacker. But in their first practice, Rod Wilks literally picked up the nosetackle and bowled him into the offensive line-causing a fumble which Rod Wilks returned for a touchdown. However, the runningback was injured so severely that even when Rod Wilks came to visit him 5 weeks later, the sheer miracle of the kid awakening from a coma was overshadowed by his apparent demon possession. Luckily for them, Rod Wilks was an ordained minister.
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Source?
 
#49
#49
Rod Wilks has already been to Mars; that's why there are no signs of life there.

Rod Wilks counted to infinity - twice.

Rod Wilks can touch MC Hammer.

Rod Wilks doesnt play, play does........he just doesnt play
 
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