Answer James Lipton's 10 Questions

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1. What is your favorite word?


2. What is your least favorite word?


3. What turns you on?


4. What turns you off?


5. What sound or noise do you love?


6. What sound or noise do you hate?


7. What is your favorite curse word?


8. What profession, other than your own, would you like to attempt?


9. What profession would you not like to do?


10. If Heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the Pearly Gates?
 
#2
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Hobock said:
1. What is your favorite word?


2. What is your least favorite word?


3. What turns you on?


4. What turns you off?


5. What sound or noise do you love?


6. What sound or noise do you hate?


7. What is your favorite curse word?


8. What profession, other than your own, would you like to attempt?


9. What profession would you not like to do?


10. If Heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the Pearly Gates?
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1.Poop
2.tomorrow
3.my wife
4.smoking
5.running water
6.scratching blue jeans with finger nails
7.I don't curse
8.counselor
9.general laborer
10.Welcome
 
#3
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Hobock said:
1. What is your favorite word?

Sold or yes

2. What is your least favorite word?

No

3. What turns you on?

Winning

4. What turns you off?

Stupid people

5. What sound or noise do you love?

A boats motor

6. What sound or noise do you hate?

Whining

7. What is your favorite curse word?

F-word

8. What profession, other than your own, would you like to attempt?

Astronaut/Pilot or Lawyer

9. What profession would you not like to do?

Accountant

10. If Heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the Pearly Gates?

Beer and hot wings are over there
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:)
 
#4
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Hobock said:
1. What is your favorite word?


2. What is your least favorite word?


3. What turns you on?


4. What turns you off?


5. What sound or noise do you love?


6. What sound or noise do you hate?


7. What is your favorite curse word?


8. What profession, other than your own, would you like to attempt?


9. What profession would you not like to do?


10. If Heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the Pearly Gates?
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Yep
Nope
Hoola hoop dancers
Jerks and beatches
My 6 yr olds voice
Pencil on paper
Judas ****ing priest
Multiple beach rental house owner
Ob/gyn or butt doctor
Your dad is right over there
 
#5
#5
1. What is your favorite word?

Thanks

2. What is your least favorite word?

wrong

3. What turns you on?

cleavage/red-hair/high-heels/long legs/

4. What turns you off?

Stupidity

5. What sound or noise do you love?

A high performance engine

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ox2wgHqrNy0

6. What sound or noise do you hate?

Stephen A. Smith

7. What is your favorite curse word?

Dammit

8. What profession, other than your own, would you like to attempt?

Race car driver

9. What profession would you not like to do?

Doctor

10. If Heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the Pearly Gates?

"All your friends and family are here, come on in"
 
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1. What is your favorite word?

Go.

2. What is your least favorite word?

Monday.


3. What turns you on?


Pretty long list. In summation, Ponytails, Yoga pants and the ability to be silly.


4. What turns you off?


Funky attitudes, Being unnecessarily loud and a general lack of intelligence.


5. What sound or noise do you love?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l5-2AMhw_6s


6. What sound or noise do you hate?


The speech pattern of hypocrites.


7. What is your favorite curse word?


clusterfck.


8. What profession, other than your own, would you like to attempt?


welder


9. What profession would you not like to do?


teacher. ....I'm convinced kids between the ages of 9 - 17 are pretty much the worst people (non-criminals) in the world.

10. If Heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the Pearly Gates?

Yes... you can come in and we do have pizza.
 
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Hobock said:
1. What is your favorite word?


2. What is your least favorite word?


3. What turns you on?


4. What turns you off?


5. What sound or noise do you love?


6. What sound or noise do you hate?


7. What is your favorite curse word?


8. What profession, other than your own, would you like to attempt?


9. What profession would you not like to do?


10. If Heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the Pearly Gates?
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1. Boom.
2. No.
3. Women.
4. Men.
5. A boot stuck in a mud puddle.
6. Landing gear warning horn.
7. ****.
8. Prostitute.
9. Waiter.
10. "Finally, someone that can clean up this mess."
 
#8
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Hobock said:
1. What is your favorite word?
Mother****er

2. What is your least favorite word?
Warsh

3. What turns you on?
Confidence and the ability to relax and be silly/make me laugh

4. What turns you off?
Body odor

5. What sound or noise do you love?
Ocean
Mountains


6. What sound or noise do you hate?
Styrofoam rubbing against something

7. What is your favorite curse word?
See #1

8. What profession, other than your own, would you like to attempt?
Doctor


9. What profession would you not like to do?
Rotor rooter dude

10. If Heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the Pearly Gates?
Well done, there are some people here who've missed you and you need to go see.
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#9
#9
1. What is your favorite word?

Violet

2. What is your least favorite word?

Writ

3. What turns you on?

Vindictiveness


4. What turns you off?

Apology


5. What sound or noise do you love?

Rain


6. What sound or noise do you hate?

Breathing


7. What is your favorite curse word?

*****


8. What profession, other than your own, would you like to attempt?

Art thief


9. What profession would you not like to do?

Swimmer


10. If Heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the Pearly Gates?

Why?
 
#10
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Hobock said:
1. What is your favorite word?
pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconosis.

2. What is your least favorite word?
n-word

3. What turns you on?
smart redheads with nice butts and long legs

4. What turns you off?
ignorance and sloth

5. What sound or noise do you love?
my hound dogs baying

6. What sound or noise do you hate?
old lady throat clearing like Jim Brewer's goat boy



7. What is your favorite curse word?
sofa king

8. What profession, other than your own, would you like to attempt?
nursery/landscaper or bar owner

9. What profession would you not like to do?
sales

10. If Heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the Pearly Gates?
Welcome Bo, your family is waiting to see you over there.
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#12
#12
Booted to Da Zone? WTF!?!? This was quality Pube material. Thanks alot, VIF..:)
 
#13
#13
mcompton said:
I'm not answering til I know what the prize is...
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DD's is bringing a Hobock Special back from Jamaica. It will be given away to the winner. Hopefully he makes it through customs without a body cavity search. You'll need to wash it off before you smoke it.
 
#17
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Hobock said:
1. What is your favorite word?

hootenanny

2. What is your least favorite word?

turd

3. What turns you on?

Butch Jones

4. What turns you off?

Derek Dooley

5. What sound or noise do you love?

High pitched electronic noises like when Mario collects a coin or Sonic collects a ring.

6. What sound or noise do you hate?

Pencil sharpener or velcro

7. What is your favorite curse word?

****

8. What profession, other than your own, would you like to attempt?

CEO of Wayne Enterprises

9. What profession would you not like to do?

President of the US

10. If Heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the Pearly Gates?

Butch gets it.
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:huh:
 
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Thrasher865 said:
:huh:
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Hobock said:
1. What is your favorite word?

indubitably

2. What is your least favorite word?

correct

3. What turns you on?

females

4. What turns you off?

men, especially Jerry


5. What sound or noise do you love?

nature


6. What sound or noise do you hate?

whining

7. What is your favorite curse word?

shizz


8. What profession, other than your own, would you like to attempt?

teaching


9. What profession would you not like to do?

stripper


10. If Heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the Pearly Gates?

Come on in.
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#22
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Hobock said:
1. What is your favorite word?

love, when used accurately


2. What is your least favorite word?

hate, when used accurately


3. What turns you on?

A girl with a beautiful smile, and a laugh that fills my heart.


4. What turns you off?

Ignorance.

5. What sound or noise do you love?

Trains in the middle of the night.


6. What sound or noise do you hate?

The sound of any person or animal hurting.


7. What is your favorite curse word?

I love them all.


8. What profession, other than your own, would you like to attempt?

Anything that fulfills the dreams I had as a boy.


9. What profession would you not like to do?

Anything that involves poop.


10. If Heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the Pearly Gates?

Have you seen my son? He's a hippie. Of course we have weed in Heaven. BTW, your family's over there. I'll tell Jesus to pass the bong.
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Hobock said:
1. What is your favorite word?


2. What is your least favorite word?


3. What turns you on?


4. What turns you off?


5. What sound or noise do you love?


6. What sound or noise do you hate?


7. What is your favorite curse word?


8. What profession, other than your own, would you like to attempt?


9. What profession would you not like to do?


10. If Heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the Pearly Gates?
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1. Pocket
2. Don't have one
3. Butts, backs, southern accents, chucks and glasses
4. Bad teeth and/or breath
5. Crickets
6. Alarm Clock
7. *****
8. Acting/dancer
9. Waste Removal
10. "Your reward is, Zooey Deschanel and 3 more inches"
 
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