So this professor who taught classes in the paranormal at Northwestern University accepted a like position at the University of Alabama.
The first day of class he announced they would start the study by discussing ghosts.
He opened by saying that he always started this topic by asking the class three questions.
He first asked for a show of hands of all those who thought they had heard a ghost at some time or another.
About half the class raised their hands.
Next he asked how many had actually seen a ghost and maybe a fourth of the class raised their hands.
Finally he asked how many had ever had sex with a ghost and one hand popped up in the back of the class.
The professor was taken aback and called the young man to the front of the class to tell of his experience, saying; "young man I've taught this same class for over twenty years and you are the first who has ever claimed to have had sex with a ghost!!"
The young Bama student explained; "Oh I've never had sex with a ghost, I thought you said goats!"
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